Reviewed by SexHerald Staff
Oh Sweet 18, I so want to like you. You’re a shoestring budget movie competing against multi-million dollar production companies. And really, let’s face it: It doesn’t take a lot of money to make a great porno movie. All anyone really needs are some beautiful, sexually adventurous girls, some passable, non-revolting guys and a decent camera, and they’ve pretty much got a good porn vid. Well, Sweet 18 has the camera, but really nothing else -- and unfortunately, the results are less than spectacular.
First, when the director and sole male star have more marquee real estate than the female stars, they really should be sexual visionaries or at the very least, great lovers. Well, even though “Introducing: Kyle Phillips” is twice as large as anyone else’s name in the credits, the hairy, overweight Mr. Phillips steps onto the scene as a guy whose idea of sexual adventure ends at doggy style. He is old, and that goes a long way towards establishing the girls in the movie as ‘sweet 18’ types, but that’s not enough. Phillips goes through the exact same lifeless motions with each of the girls, in some cases reprising locations from previous scenes. It’s uninspired, it’s repetitive, it’s droning. In short, it’s the exact sex that porn is supposed to offer an escape from.
In six scenes, Phillips has routine sex with six girls, most of them unattractive and out of shape. The only good-looking girl in the film looks visibly revolted during sections of her scene. Locations vary from a shower (where fully half of the scenes in the movie take place) to a laundry room, to the back yard of a double-wide in a trailer park. There is no anal, no multiple partners, no female orgasms, nothing. Every scene does end in a facial, but in this day and age, a facial isn’t exactly rare, nor can it be the sole highlight of each scene. To put it simply, it’s not hot. There really isn’t anything interesting about this movie at all. It’s like a gynecological exam. Yes, it features female anatomy, but in an extremely dull context.
Sweet 18 features hilariously cheesy music and is a difficult disc to navigate, with chapters marked only at the beginning of each scene. In short, this film really isn't worth it. Sweet18
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