Title: Swallow My Pride #4 Studio: Red Light District Director: David Luger Cast: Maxine, Jamie Brooks, Melanie X, Britney Madison, Christie Lee, Erik Everhard, Brian Pumper, Tony T, Cuntre, Sean Michaels, Darren James, Sledgehammer, Michael Stefano, Mr Pete Genres:: Group Sex, Anal, Blowjobs, Cumshots, Interracial, POV, Straight, Young Women Condoms: No One-line summary: Not one drop of semen goes to waste in this film. Reviewer: SexHerald Staff

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Guys, how many times has this happened to you?

You’re getting a blowjob from the girl you just met at Store 24. She’s not one of those first timers--she knows exactly what she’s doing. She’s working the head, stroking the shaft, and jiggling the balls like they were hot roasted chestnuts. You then explode in her mouth for what seems like an eternity and recline back in bliss as your whole body feels like it’s been on a raft lazily bobbing down a river. Nothing could ruin this moment. Nothing, until she opens the car door and spits your gift into the parking lot. The sound of your semen splattering on asphalt will haunt you slightly longer than the nasally voice asking, "Was that okay?"

Well, the girls in “Swallow My Pride #4” aren’t like that at all. Like ancient Rome, they come, they suck, and they swallow.

There are five vignettes, each with near identical setups. We are introduced to a young girl who after a brief interview, is engaged by two men. Like traditional two-on-one scenes, they practice all forms of penetration, culminating with the ingestion of semen. But wait, there’s more. The scene jumps to the girl kneeling in front of four or five turgid slabs of man gristle being tugged into readiness, and they cum in her mouth one at a time. But wait, there’s more. We then cut to director David Luger getting a POV blowjob and having a special ebullition of his own into the young girl’s mouth. But wait....no, there’s no more—unless you count having a glass of Alka Seltzer to settle things down.

Each girl swallows approximately seven to eight loads of semen. I’m not sure what the New England Journal of Medicine has to say about that, but they don’t seem any worse for wear. I’d like to think they all went out for milkshakes afterwards.

The girls all do a fine job at keeping their men entertained. Christie Lee has her first filmed scene with two guys, and probably her first day of swallowing eight loads. In the bonus footage, Jamie Brooks even comments on her eight course meal. "Chunky, creamy, watery...All kinds of flavors!"

So if you’re a man who dreams of meeting that special woman who will suck your testes dry and happily accept your issue into her digestive tract, you’ll do fine to pick up a copy of "Swallow My Pride #4," and keep hoping that one day she’ll come around.