Reviewed by J. Kaleh
It was raining outside, my satellite dish was getting crappy reception, and no one cares about MySpace; things were looking bleak for our reviewer until a few special guests came by for a little visit. Their names were Gianna, Ice La Fox, Candace Von, Nyomi Banxxx, Adrianna Nicole, Anell, Alana Evans, Lacy Tom, Kylie Rey, Charlie Mac and Lena Lang. They call themselves Superwhores. Though they have many skills, the Superwhores have but one job: satisfaction. And this the eighth installment of the Superwhores chronicles focuses on three of the Superwhores’ many talents: blowjobs, taking on two guys and teaming up to do in a particularly nasty libido. However, in this universe, the Superwhores are concerned less with the general well being of the public and more with the well being (and seeing) of the privates. That and the fact that unlike some so-called superheroes, the Superwhores got to get theirs; and in this reviewer’s opinion, this still puts them on the good guys’ team. For instance, Ice la Fox and Lena Lang (no, Lana Lang) know what’s up; your partner Lang has the cock in her mouth? No worries; put your vagina on his face; switch, repeat. Or take Adrianna Nicole; she can switch from ass to mouth between two guys so quickly it looks like bad editing. We can’t get move on until we’ve talked about the blowjobs. Of the eight scenes (and three hours) of this video, three are of blowjobs. Like when Hawaiian hottie Lacy Tom takes two cocks in the tub. Though this was a steamy scene the BJ prize for this movie goes to the job Alana Evans pulls on Randy Spears. Where, in all of 15 minutes Evans is able to bring Spears to climax taking only a couple of minutes off to tease it with her super ass. Honorable mention: Kylie Rey; and she’ll tell you all about herself in the “behind the scenes” footage, trust me.
All in all, the film gets a four; it gets bumped to a four because of the few occasions where I found myself listening to a couple of grown-up dudes pretending to be fucking for their lives, just dude, his dude sidekick against the Superwhore. Butt luckily, in the end everyone was happy. The other reason I gave this flick a four was because of this really interesting bit of film (ironically during one of the more entertaining make-believe scenes) where director Tina Tyler slowed down the footage to make a cumshot look super epic as it lands all over the Superwhores’ back, only, to try to sneak it by the censors she kept the audio standard and looped a bit of it. For fun, try to figure out where it happens, what’s the worst that can happen: three hours of awesome porn? Superwhores8
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