Reviewed by R. Leigh
A good friend of mine doesn’t like to watch movie previews because he thinks the previews give away the good parts of the movie. He really says, “If they tell you what they movie is about in the preview why go see the film?” That is what happens in this film. Young Caucasian females are paired up with large African-American partners in order to have their snatches stretched. The problems start with the opening credits giving away all of the great parts of the scenes.
Isabella Ice and Jack Napier start out the film. He acts like a dirty old man, smiling from ear to ear as he checks out the goods on his nervously laughing, supposedly British partner. After the usual pleasantries she sits astride him on the couch as a prelude to an anal adventure, before a photo finish.
Tiffany and Nathan Threat come up next. Tiffany comes in gets to know the director then undresses while talking dirty. From this scene it is hard to tell if she has been in many movies before. She looks somewhat stiff as if she has an idea of what to do but has never really attempted it. With a partner like Mr. Threat one would think she’d be out of her mind. But no, she focused on where the camera was the whole time. The sad part is that this scene covers a lot: it has vertical fucking, anal, ATM, that's before they even break a sweat.
The last couple is Mia Knight and Sledge Hammer. I wish I could say something interesting about this scene other than I wasn’t turned on by Ms. Knight and felt the efforts of Mr. Hammer had been for naught. I don’t believe that every adult film star has to look like Jenna Jameson and the like, but could someone treat her to an eyebrow waxing? I’m sure by now she has cleaned up a bit but in this film the sexual gratification is lost.
Not every studio has to bang out over the tops films with perfect plastic women. Some do a good job with what little they have. I just wasn’t impressed overall with this film but I gave bonus points for some of the scenes.
The DVD features numbered scene selection, special features menu including outtakes, trailers, photo gallery, web ads, and a Bonus Scene starring Ava Rose.
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