Reviewed by SexHerald Staff
Elegant Angel typically produces entertaining, engaging films that are shot well. This video is at least shot well. If seemingly endless blow jobs that run on forever and culminate three years from now with four guys filling receptacles ranging from a martini glass to something you find in your grandmother’s cupboard, then watching women Suck It Up through a straw is what you’ve been seeking then look no further!
Suck It Up consists of a handful of inspired performances, which, unfortunately, were anomalies on this disk. Roxy Jezel opens her mouth and throat for four men with great voracity. She contributes copious amounts of phlegm and spit to the festivities, of which, much ends up smeared delectably across her lips, chin, cheeks and eyelids. Fun. Tyler Winn comes out of the gate with commendable energy and lots of oral fluid. Jersey Jackson in the third scene is terribly cute (although the Texas tattoo around her belly button is distracting and, in some senses, a bit tragic). And thank god for Tiana Lynn in her scene with Randy Spears and Flower Tucci at the end of the disk. Tiana looks to be truly enjoying herself in every single video she has ever appeared in; an amazing feat.
However, watching the women on this video tediously suck four unfit men like a carousel was simply not entertaining. None of the guys have enough one-on-one time with the starlet to really get into the action, and it’s not realistic for a girl to stay enthusiastic about giving head for so long. Okay, well, maybe it COULD be, but this DVD does nothing to prove that possibility.
So maybe the endless fellatio could be overlooked (or enjoyed by some) if the gag-inducing action for which the DVD was titled were worth the wait. When the male actors unload themselves into the random Tupperware or glassware our stars have brought with them to the party, it’s done fairly unceremoniously. When the actresses stir the four constituents into one big soup, it’s like an episode of The Iron Chef gone horribly awry. When they "Suck It Up” through oversized straws, it was difficult to suppress the gag reflex.
Elegant Angel is a terrific studio. This DVD is shot with skill. The lighting is great. The angles keep the action flowing. They include a bonus scene from Glazed and Confused 4 in the DVD extras which is not to be missed.
I leave you with this. In life, blow jobs are the cranberry sauce that so beautifully compliments a Thanksgiving dinner. Ask yourself this: How often do you sit down to dine on a meal consisting solely of cranberry sauce? And furthermore, how often do you cum into a Tupperware container that was made for a perishable such as cranberry sauce, and then ask your girlfriend to “Suck It Up” through a straw?
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