Title: Suck it Dry Studio: Evil Empire Director: Johnni Darkko Cast: Tiffany Mynx, Ashley Blue, Kianna Dior, Taylor Rain, Tianna Lynn, Jamie Huxley, Calli Cox, Flick Shagwell, Flower, Kaylynn, Missy Monroe, Alektra Blue, Delilah Strong, Naudia Nyce Genres:: Cumshots, Facial Condoms: No Reviewer: SexHerald Staff

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Every once in a while, an adult title comes along that makes you do a double take. Suck It Dry, Jonni Darkko’s newest POV-style feature for the Evil Empire, is that movie – a 140 plus minute oral-themed extravaganza that is head and shoulders above the rest of the blowjob competition.

Suck It Dry’s box cover gives a hint of the nastiness to come: Mimicking celluloid film frames, 35 or so half-inch stills show off a gaggle of luscious ladies in various stages of being coated in semen; their hands, lips, tongues and breasts wrapped around thick cocks in the process of exploding. All those images frame the porn pretty faces and comely open mouths of video vixens Alektra Blue and Delilah Strong.

The real fun begins when you open the DVD box. Suck It Dry’s list of talent is long and impressive, a blue-chip roster of oral technicians that makes this an instant classic: Old school hottie Tiffany Mynx. Young and filthy Ashley Blue. Asian sexpots Kianna Dior and Keeani Lei, Latina looker Jasmine Byrne. And enough blondes – Tiana Lynn, Flower Tucci, Missy Monroe and Calli Cox – to make you feel like you’re California Dreaming.

Point is, there’s a gorgeous woman for nearly everyone’s tastes, even if you list yourself in the picky column. Nearly each of the film’s 18 scenes is a bona fide winner, and many are reasons themselves to purchase this movie. Trust me, it’s like the Ocean’s Eleven of gonzo blowjob porn.

High praise goes to Director Jonni Darko, who gets maximum value out of established industry talent that hears, “Like you really mean it, sexy,” all day long. Darkko coaxes breathless, over-the-top performances from seasoned vets, an enthusiasm that translates through the small screen and guarantees repeated viewings.

Where to start? With a squealing Mynx, the bubble-butt vet who’s decided to go raven-haired these days. Here Tiffany acts as if she’s never seen a cock before, performing a rousing deep throat blowjob that leaves her gasping for air and teary-eyed. Mynx’s mixture of satin-lined throat and cleavage is too much for her stud, who can’t help but cover her with his gratitude.

It only gets better from there, as Ashley Blue delivers one of her patented sloppy blowjobs. Tiana Lynn, a smokey-eyed staple of gonzo fare, gives amazing head and face, looking you right in the eye until the sizable load of semen she’s requested gets deposited down her throat. Taylor Rain is a goth boy’s dream, with ink black hair and skillful oral technique. And doe-eyed Jamie Huxley lets it be known that she can deep throat with the big-time talent.

From beginning to end - in this case Keeani Lei moaning after hot streams of semen lash her sexy face - Suck It Dry delivers some two hours and twenty minutes of high-octane oral debauchery. There are extras, including a cumshot recap and some background footage, but nothing that could compare to the prime-time action throughout.

If there’s only one blowjob film you get this year, make it Suck It Dry. Here’s hoping that there’s a Suck It Dry 2.