Title: Spy Quest 3 Studio: TitanMen Director: Brian Mills Cast: Alex Baresi, Dean Flynn, Tober Brandt, Francois Sagat, Fred Faurtin, Brett Matthews, Nickolay Petrov, Jason Ridge, Greg York Genres:: Gay, Anal, Bears, Bondage, Muscle, Oral, Tattooes Condoms: Yes Reviewer: Daniel Kelly

Rating:

Seems the more masculine, hunky and hairy the men get in gay porn, the more the painful acts to which they are subjected, as if that will further prove their manhood. So, depending on how dark your sexual proclivities, moments in this movie may very well make you squirm—or even skip over scenes in horror.

Put the muscle bear perfection that is Alex Baresi in a scene, and it’s most assuredly going to get my vote for hottest scene. Here he takes on two men, Fred Faurtin and Jason Ridge, neither of whom is hairy like delicious, bearded Baresi. Baresi and Ridge share the sucking job on Faurtin’s plump, rock hard dick, and then we get what we expect from Baresi: that magnificent hairy muscle ass being rimmed and fucked, by both men. The footage of him being fucked while bent over lacks gusto, and when he squats down on Faurtin’s cock, his carpeted physique looks gorgeous, but the actual penetration footage is lacking. It’s great to see Baresi top, as he and Faurtin fuck Ridge (who shoots a THICK wad while being fucked), but the payoff is Baresi on all fours over a rock with Faurtin opening his hairy hole to the max.

In this spy themed film, the camera-commanding Tober Brandt is the bad guy—yet he’s oh-so good at what he does. His opening scene, in which he has tattooed Steve York bound and at his mercy, is for serious lovers of domination. His oral taunting before he chokes the hell out of Brandt with his cock will have viewers drooling as much as York. Spit soaks the scene and then Brandt’s fantastic ass as he bends over so York can jam his slobbering face between the cheeks. Brandt’s evil laughter is perfect. When York is on all fours, Brandt absolutely destroys his hairy crack with his dick and a metal dildo (yes, metal), both individually and at the same time. The camera gets in close for the double penetration. Most fun is when York is on his back and Brandt fucks him with the metal rod—using his mouth! Then it gets extreme. Brandt is seen suspended from chains by some seriously large hooks—and there are close-ups of the penetration. Personally, I had to skip it.

The magnificent Francois Sagat is also pitted against Brandt. They suck each other’s cocks, Sagat’s smooth bubble butt points right at the camera as Brandt chows down, and he then gets deep fucked. I never get tired of seeing Sagat’s perfect physique as he takes it doggy style. He also sits and rides Brandt’s cock. To finish things off, he is saturated by Brandt’s golden showers.

The threesome between the leanest and youngest looking cast members—Nickolay Petrov, Dean Flynn, and Brett Matthews—delivers fantastic ass-fucking, rimming and cock sucking all around, but it is quite vanilla compared to the hardcore action elsewhere, and would have been better suited to a more mainstream film. As for the bonus disc, it includes a special feature called “Piercing Tober.” I did not view it. I did not want to witness the marring of his beautiful physique that ended with him being suspended in the film.

A cast doesn’t get any more sexually charged and masculine as in this film. These muscular, hairy men are pros at what they do, and I could easily see them enjoying these sex-crazed antics off camera. We are also subjected to an act that could be deemed out of the realm of sexuality to some. Viewers have to watch objectively, knowing what they do and do not like. I took from this film what I wanted—some incredibly sexy men having masculine sex. It was the semi-self-mutilating act of suspension that was beyond my idea of sexy.