Title: Split That Booty Studio: Evasive Angles Director: Unavailable Cast: Jenny, Brittany Madison, Vivian, Sandra, Allison, Darren James, Mark Anthony, Max Black, Joachin Genres:: Double Penetration, Anal, Black, Blowjobs, Cumshots, European, Group Sex, Interracial, Oral Condoms: No Reviewer: SexHerald Staff

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The box cover shows a helpful illustration in case you don’t know what this movie’s about. It shows an arrow with two penises, pointing at Jenny’s butt. And if that didn’t tip you off, the spiffy animated menus show two cartoon men chasing a woman on all fours with wagging penis-hammers. Any questions?

Mark Anthony and his anal-loving friends are back, this time with five more women, mostly eastern European, all of who are able to open parts of their body far beyond mere mortal capacities.

To illustrate this point, let’s start off with Vivian, who stars in the first scene. A pretty blonde with a bob-cut, with perky small breasts, she belongs in the dictionary next to the word “expandable.” As a warm-up before her partners arrive, she stuffs a giant dildo into her ass like it was cutting through butter. This woman has had some serious practice. Before too long, Mark and Darren arrive for some double-penetration. Not just penetration in two holes, mind you, but in the same hole. Ow?

All of the scenes play pretty much the same, so it really only matters whose ass you like to look at the most. Sandra is a pouty blonde with longer, wavy hair. She fingers herself at first and then shows she can rival Sandra’s anal capacity.

Allison is a European redhead who looks older than the other women. In comparison, she’s a little skeevy. Maybe it’s just the assless fishnet bodysuit, though. The men put her through the usual routine before nearly choking her during a final facial. Apparently that orifice doesn’t expand the way the others do.

But if the whole movie was just Brittany Madison’s scene, we’d give it a five and still be watching it on an endless loop. This cute young blonde punctuates her segment with flirty tongue gestures, and talks dirtier than a sailor on shore leave. Throughout her scene, she maintains eye contact and teases the viewer with vulgar but captivating suggestions. Her large chest jiggles with every thrust, and she has hands-down the hottest ass in the film. When she finally swallows both men’s loads, you’ll want to nominate her for an Oscar on the spot.

After Brittany, anything else is a letdown, and cover-girl Jenny’s scene is just average. She has another pink mesh garment, and does the same thing the other girls do. She’s no Brittany Madison, to put it plainly, although she does show she can spread with the best of them.