Reviewed by SexHerald Staff
This disc has two hours of the hottest women competing at Nudes A Poppin' 2003! We get two cameras roaming inside the fenced competitors' area talking to the ladies as they pose, bend, spread, and exhibit signature moves that make them popular with the guys! And nearly all the competitors are strippers and exotic dancers - So you know they have to be beautiful to stand a chance at winning that seven foot trophy!
Nudes A Poppin' is an annual event held at the Ponderosa Sun Club, a nudist resort in Indiana. They have contestants come in from all over to perform for the fans and judges, hoping to win a title and trophy. (From what I understand, they hold a variety of events throughout the year.)
Dream Girls takes us into the thick of the event as they talk with the women and request poses on their fur rug. We get a whole lot of rump shaking, spread shots, and some almost-not-legal contact! We meet a mother-daughter duo and a girl with pig-tails and braces. We also get to see one of them smoking (for those that like that) and an unplanned shower scene! We even get cameos from Sunset Thomas, Amber Lynn, Ron Jeremy, and others! And you can't miss the group soap-down session on the main stage!
Our camera team is comprised of a man and a woman who each film their perspectives. Some of the contestants seem more comfortable with the woman, while others prefer the guy. Both of them get the models to pose in an array of positions you don't see in most strip clubs! Also, they chat and interview the ladies, giving us some insight into their real personalities... But not too much - after all, most guys aren't interested in personality when they've got a nude woman standing within arm's reach!
How often do you get to see a guy walk up to a woman and ask, "Would you mind spreading those cheeks so I can get a better view?" ...and she does? ...with a smile? ...outside of a porn movie? This does not feel like a porn movie nearly as much as it feels like a home movie.
As the girls line up to go on-stage for the voting, our camera team interviews almost every contestant as they make their way through the queue. We get quite the eyeful of beauties, boobies, and booties! And at the end of the day, many of the performers are sporting sunburns... the poor things!
With all that said, this is not porn. There's no sex. No sexual contact. (Supposedly.) But we get to see over 50 beautiful women, one after another. It's hard to go wrong with that! However, since this is filmed at a nudist facility be aware that you will see guys in the buff, too. No stiffies.
This is shot in point-of-view in a documentary format. If PoV makes you motion-sick, stay away from this disc. Otherwise, do check it out!
There are only a few real complaints which are mostly minor. First would be the home-movie-feel - poor sound quality, jerky camera - which some people might like. Next would be the editing - again, it's like someone editing at home - sudden cuts which throw the viewer's attention, and hearing the same background sounds repeat as we watch something happening concurrently with the second camera. And finally, I was hoping for something a little more hardcore than this.
It is all that it is touted to be - sexy ladies posing nude and dancing. No sex. Plenty of offers from the fans, I am sure, but no sex. SpecialAssignment32:MissNudeNorthAmerica
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