Title: Spanish Fly Pussy Search 5 Studio: Evasive Angles Director: Jake Steed Cast: Lolita, Kayleen, Puta, Jazzmine, Jessica, Rita, Avery, Jaz, Mandingo, Franco Roccaforte, The Homies Genres:: Straight, Anal, Blowjobs Condoms: Some Reviewer: SexHerald Staff

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The six scenes usually start with one or two of these girls dancing seductively on a bed for some ass-slapping dude with a hard-on. The dubbed-in Latin background tune that bookends each scene is as appropriately mind-numbing as the semi-engaging sex it precedes. Affable Rocco Siffredi comrade Franco Roccaforte gets the lion’s share of the scenes with these young women, most of which are lukewarm and drag on too damn long. Roccaforte fucks like a champ and stays true to his self-deprecating, sometimes-goofy persona (in the opening scene with the sexy Kayleen and Rita, he wears a lampshade on his head), but no real conviction comes across in the sex that transpires. Even the moans and groans of seem forced.

The female cast is all Latina, of course, and convincingly amateur. These new starlets convey a non-airbrushed realism down to the ass zits and fingerprint-bruised tits. Some of these girls are nice to look at, but half of them look like they took a blast in the face from Homer Simpson’s makeup gun. If the profiles are true, several of these girls are bona fide prostitutes. Shaved or not, I would feel leery about bumming a cigarette from some of them, let alone dipping my schlong in them.

Try as I might, I am hard-pressed to come up with a standout scene worth mentioning. All I can say is, look at the cover, see if any of the girls are attractive to you, and you might find something worth watching. The final scene, where Puta, a big-breasted, fake blonde Puerto Rican, takes on Jaz and Mandingo, earns points in the freak-of-nature department. Puta can’t contain her laughter when Mandingo drops his drawers and reveals his mag light sized tool. Things heat up slightly, but these guys seem bored at the outset.

While most of the flick comes off as a lighthearted affair, the scene with Jessica, a Venezuelan girl whom Jake Steed apparently discovered in a Caracas whorehouse yet seems too awkward on camera, is a bit distressing. It opens with the girlish starlet encountering a shirtless, sobbing Roccaforte in a hallway. Roccaforte then wraps a belt around Jessica’s arm and carries the giggling girl into a hotel room. The sex is clearly consensual, but Jessica appears to be slightly camera shy. Seeing her nervous glances just makes me feel bad for this girl; this is not hot, and it certainly is not cool at all. Despite the fact that the sex never gets rough and Jessica flashes some genuine smiles, the girl’s initial trepidation was disturbing.

So, if dirty-with-a-capital-D amateur Latinas are your bag, Spanish Fly Pussy Search 5 likely won’t disappoint. Just don’t get your hopes up for anything remarkably hot or compelling.