Title: Sorority Splash Studio: FusXion Director: Brittney Foster Cast: Aria, Courtney Devine, Haley Paige, Jasmine Lynn, Jayne Oso, Jennifer Luv, Kelly Erickson, Kitty Jung, Lucy Lee, Mason Storm, Rio Mariah, Sophia Genres:: All Girl (Lesbian), Young Women Condoms: No Reviewer: SexHerald Staff

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Sorority Splash is all girls and all gadgets. A more fitting title would’ve been “Babes in Toyland”, had it not already been taken 30 years ago. In fact, it looks like the idea for this film came after the director won the Dicky’s Dildo Den $1000 shopping spree. It is amazing what you can get for $1000 at Dicky’s now.

No greater evidence of that is seen than in Scene 1, where Aria, Haley Paige, and Jasmine Lynn go to town on each other with a variety of dildos. No cavity unexplored. These 3 straddled more apparatus than Mary Lou Retton on Ecstacy. And that’s not even counting the positions they tried. Some of Aria’s close-up anal shots reminded you of the Sand Pit scene at the beginning of 'Return of the Jedi'. She definitely “felt the force” in her after getting beamed with a two-pronged saber.

But, aside for that, things are pretty tame the rest of the film, because it’s basically the same scene for one and a half hours. There’s only so much poolside G/G you can take here. Also, you might think this doubles as a bulimia-fetish film with all the attempted dildo gagging. Seemingly each scene features a woman fighting to keep down her lunch.

To that end, Splash is not one of Fusxion's high points. You find yourself being less aroused than you are impressed by how far things are jammed. Also, this was bootleg footage without the rawness you’d expect. Aside from them spitting more than a dip-chewing baseball team, there wasn’t much grittiness to speak of.

But, as always, if you’re in the mood for seeing “ugly sister-ish” girls ramming each other with car jack-sized dildos for 140 minutes, this is perfect for you. Because in the end, part of Sorority Splash’s appeal is its low-quality. It makes you want to round up some girls -any girls- and head over to your friend’s house with the pool, and make your own splashy porn - cause pools clean themselves, dude! All you need is a camera and a vision…

So therefore, this is perfect for the girl-on-girl fans looking for purity. It’s 140 hole-plugging minutes of wild girl sex. Sorority Splash truly confirms the theory that the only way to separate the lesbians from the boys, is the size of their toys.