Reviewed by Daniel Kelly
An option of widescreen or fullscreen. Stereo sound or Dolby 5.1 sound. Snow Blowers is loaded with a whole lot of extra features. What it’s not loaded with is the amount of load eating I would have expected based on the front cover exclamation “contains: CUM EATING!!!” Instead, it’s an average porn with some obligatory cum-in-mouth shots that don’t quite live up to the standards of worship one would anticipate.
Here we have six young guys: Markie, a bleached blond; goateed Nick Parker, the cutest of the bunch; Billy Bowers, a young one; Robby Wood, plain and pale; Troy Ericson, another blonde; Bryan Dark, another cutie. The film is set in the snowy mountains...
Things start with outdoor cocksucking. Markie has a big, juicy one, and Nick Parker sucks it beautifully. The real snow setting is hot, with the pair jerking off while lying on top of it (they’re dressed in winter clothes, but have their cocks out). The sound of the cold wind blowing and the squish of them whacking off is heavenly. They lick cum off each others fingers, but there are no close-ups, so we don’t get much satisfaction here. Billy Bowers joins them inside for blowjobs that go on for a long time, the highlights being when the two dark-haired guys go to town on Markie’s big one and when Nick passionately licks two cock heads at once. Nice. It’s when he gets fucked by Markie that the film feels most amateur. Just not a strong intercourse session. Billy cums in Nick’s mouth…sort of. He mostly overshoots it. But things get sticky when Markie cums in two waiting mouths then they proceed to kiss.
Snowballs fly (the snow kind, I mean) between Bryan Dark and Troy Ericson, who then go inside for a fast fling by the fire. Troy soon comes on Bryan’s tongue and it’s one of the better shots in the mouth. Very tasty.
The most appealing thing about thin Robby Wood is his long curved cock. Markie sucks it out in the snow and then they hit the showers for some major oral. We even get a rimming scene, as Robby sits in the tub and Markie gets on all fours to have his pert little ass licked. He also gets screwed, but again, this movie just isn’t about good intercourse scenes. Markie cums more on Robby’s lips than between them, but leaves a splendid, huge cum beard hanging from Robby’s chin.
With a half-a-dozen average looking young men, sub par intercourse, and cum eating that is more for the sake of having it in there than the performers actually being turned on by it, Snow Blowers is just not a film to get all choked up about. SnowBlowers
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