Title: Sleazy Riders Studio: Teravision Director: Spyder Jonez Cast: Brittany Amber, Cherokee, Tommy Gunn, Jessica Jaymes, Melanie Jayne, Steven Knight, Mya Nichole, Angie Savage, Spyder Jonez, Rochell Starr, Evan Stone, Lee Stone Genres:: Bikers, Hardcore, Straight, Threesome Condoms: No Reviewer: R.W. Hulme

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Evan Sienfeld wants us to know he’s hardcore. Apparently, the shaved head, douche-bag goatee, and tapestry of tattoos aren’t enough to prove it, which is why this hard-rock heavy has reinvented himself as porn star ‘Spyder Jonez’ and launched a campaign to churn out a string of biker-themed hardcore. If he does hardcore, maybe he’ll be hardcore.

In any event, Sleazy Riders is the latest addition to Spyder’s lineup. This time around, Jonez is joined by some of the other dodgiest-looking men in porn: Evan Stone, Lee Stone and Tommy Gunn. Dressed in the leathers and boots, they start Sleazy Riders reminiscing in a bar, where they smoke countless cigarettes and nurse bottles of domestic beer.

It’s a setup that’s elegant in its simplicity. Each biker boasts about a recent sexual conquest and we’re then treated to a flashback featuring that adventure. The first finds Spyder Jonez in the garage giving a good once-over to a very sexy biker chick.

There’s a certain look and feel to this film that you’ll either like or not. The girls that get the business end of Jonez’ ‘chopper’ are all high-mileage harlots who certainly seem to know what they’re doing (and have done it many, many times before). If sweet and innocent is your thing, don’t expect to find any satisfaction here!

But nobody picks up something called Sleazy Riders expecting it to be clean, so if you’re happy watching hot biker chicks get banged by frankly sketchy-looking guys, you won’t be unhappy (and, let’s face it, most of the men in porn look kind of sketchy).

There’s solid, sizzling sex on display here. Standout scenes include Evan Stone and Spyder Jonez double-teaming a chick on the back of a Harley, or Spyder’s original scene, in which he bangs a broad bent over a customized chopper.

It’s not erotic. It’s not intimate. It’s down, dirty and direct. I personally loved the intensity of the scenes, especially one in which the dirty blonde starlet being spit-roasted wound up literally glazed by two generous facials.

My criticisms are limited. One particular point is Spyder Jonez’ trademarked ‘standing doggy’ camera angle: When he bends a start-over and starts pounding her from behind, he has a propensity for having the penetration film from below, which gives a good view of his dick slurping in and out of her, but exposes rather more than you’d like of his wrinkled balls and pale, saggy backside!

Spyder Jonez might be hardcore, but he’s certainly not in the same physical shape as co-stars Tommy Gunn and Evan Stone.

But, as my wife pointed out, I was apparently ‘gay’ for even noticing that! She reminded me that the girls are the focus of this DVD’s attention and none of them disappoint. Jonez picked a good bunch, each one convincingly cast as the sort of biker broad who’s spent more than a few nights on her knees in the men’s room or parking lot.

All the talk of ‘banging broads’ and objectifying biker babes certainly makes this a poor choice for feminists, but on the whole it’s a solid film with a good concept and a strong theme that’s carried on fearlessly throughout the movie. This is porn at its sleaziest, but sometimes what feels really good leaves you feeling a little dirty afterwards.