Reviewed by SexHerald Staff
It may take some time but if you look hard enough, and have some of idea what you want, then you will find the old school XXX film to suite your horny agenda. Many times there’s not enough sex, or there’s enough sex but it’s not raunchy enough. Sometimes the dialogue is more interesting than the sex is and other times you can’t even tell what half the people are saying throughout the film. Well fear no more because Sizzle covers all the bases for an enjoyable classic porno.
Sizzle features six separate stories all revolving around a pendant that several of the characters where on a necklace. The necklace seems to create sexual turmoil in each of the scenes, though you don’t really know this until a few scenes into the film. Sizzle opens with a gangster style woman traveling around the country side visiting various men to show them the necklace. Apparently there is an undisclosed link between the woman, the men, and the necklace. She’s also being followed by a couple of gangsters (one of whom is the always enjoyable Bobby Astyr). Finally all the men, including the gangsters, arrive at the woman’s house that night for a gang bang! A truly great way to open any adult film, especially a classic one such as this.
Scene three features the classic Ron Jeremy as a slow hillbilly who’s planning to kidnap a blonde cutie with his buddy. They accomplish their task, but soon find out they got more than they bargained for when their hostage turns into a seriously horny girl! She begs for more cock from the both of them and she definitely gets it. In the end, it’s Jeremy and his buddy trying to sell her off as opposed to asking for the ransom money.
One of my favorite scenes comes after the hillbilly kidnappers, when a hitch- hiking surfer dude gets picked up by a couple of foxy hippy chicks. One of the girls is wearing the necklace and our surfer boy has a far out dream where he and the two ladies get it on at the beach. A totally hot scene, he gets a blowjob from both their mouths, and then proceeds to take turns pleasuring each of his new female friends. Of course in the end he wakes up and is left on the side of the road with his surfboard and messy underwear.
Another notable scene follows the surfer dude story, when we see two families together at a BBQ. The two families are now united through marriage which means his mom hates her mom, her dad hates his dad, and the young men and women want to fuck each other’s partners. This scene is more dialogue driven than sex driven, but that’s what makes it special; older adult films didn’t need wall to wall sex to be entertaining because they contained several other elements to create a fun filled film.
Sizzle has balls wear it counts. The stories and their dialogue are each entertaining in their own unique way; the sex is hot even for a classic film, and the sets and costumes only add to the fantasy aspect of this film. I highly recommend this one for the XXX classic fans out there. With Samantha Fox, Ron Jeremy, and Bobby Astyr heading up the cast, how could you go wrong?
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