Reviewed by Daniel Kelly
The title says it all. This is a solo video. It’s also a reissue of an old HIS video with aged film and a similarly aged porn soundtrack. The big selling point here (figuratively and literally) is supposed to be John Holmes. Personally, big dick or not, I’ve never found John Holmes to be even slightly attractive, so I really can’t understand the allure. Not to mention, there have since been cocks in the gay porn industry that can truly put his to shame…. But anyway, let’s look at the video.
There is one timeless look in this film, and the young dark haired man’s scene I would rewatch. He has a great body, a simple haircut, tanned physique and shiny white butt with a big tattoo on it. He looks very much like he could be from a modern day porn. He starts off in front of a light blue canvas, then lies on the floor and strokes his impressive shaft. The cutest thing is how his hairy perineum and pucker quiver all the while. And when he rolls over on his belly and shows us that fuzzy crack while reaching back and jerking off from behind…WOW. Now that’s adding some spice to a solo scene. He grinds into his fist like a pro. HOT. And the thickest streams of cum fly from his cock.
The only other guy I liked in this film was a real pretty boy with great lips and an incredible cut body. He sits in a leather chair in a blackened studio and whacks his average sized penis. His gorgeous looks can’t save the scene, though. He’s just not all that into it. But he does some cool ejaculating.
There’s a cute blond with an adolescent face who goes to town on his cock on a bear skin rug in front of a fireplace. When he cums, he’s a total dribbler. Another young man with a lean body and hairy chest points his cock head right at the camera as he’s stroking. A man with a small 80s porn mustache jerks off on a bunch of rocks while smoking a cigarette. Yawn. And another porn mustache covers the upper lip of a guy who beats off while lying in the corner of a room on some orange pillows—next to a mirrored wall, so we get some double vision.
And honestly, I can’t even talk about John Holmes’ scene as an aphrodisiac. He has a wicked big afro and begins in tacky disco fashions. His floppy dick doesn’t get very hard. The scene is fleeting…and you don’t see him cum.
In a solo film of unidentified performers, only one stands out, burning up the screen with his variation on the masturbating scenario. And he’s simply gorgeous. John Holmes solo is extremely short, he does not look gorgeous, he never gets all the way hard and you don’t see him cum. Seriously…don't even lay one hand on this one... Singlehanded
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