Reviewed by SexHerald Staff
In this day and age when shemale vids are more popular than ever, porn companies both old and new have taken to mass-producing videos in the genre, each promising the "most beautiful shemales" you've ever seen. Well, in my years as a porn connoisseur, I've seen many a
shemale and although the "girls" in this video were nowhere near as grotesque as some of the other gargoyles that have had the audacity to even imply that any part of them resembles a "she", this video just doesn't live up to its claim. Granted, if you can stretch your imagination far enough (or at least have a few drinks beforehand), then a couple of the shemales in this film might actually look pretty good to you, but there are plenty of factors to ruin the experience regardless; the most notable being the shoddy cinematography.
Few things ruin a porn scene like bad camera work, and I'm sad to say that this movie is full of it. What makes it so bad? For starters, half of the shots are taken with the camera on its side and one shot even upside-down! My neck is not the part of my body that's supposed to be stiff while viewing porn. Secondly, there points where the camera moves in so close that humping hips bump the lens. There are shots out of focus and blocked by limbs; the list goes on and on. Other than the camera work, there are a few washed-out scenes, the directing (if there is any) sucks, and only one of the shemales shoots any cum. As much as I like to rend asunder a shitty porno flick, this movie is salvaged by the girls and their performance. Although not the best actresses, or the best looking, it's rare that you come across a video where the shemales are as feminine as they are in Shemale Paradise. If you didn't know better (and if there weren't a big penis there) you might swear that it's an actual woman that's being sodomized by a gay mans 8 1/2 inch tool. For that reason, and that reason alone, Shemale Paradise earns a merciful 1 1/2 fish. She-MaleParadise
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