Title: Sex Tape Scandal #2 Studio: Hustler Video Director: Patrick Handsome Cast: Violetta, JPX, Jane Darling, Tony, Marcus, Lucy Lee, Martina, David Perry, Bob Terminator, Ramona, Luisa De Marco, Ricardo Bell, Karl Genres:: European, Plot Condoms: No Reviewer: SexHerald Staff

Rating:

What can I say? Any feature directed by a “Patrick Handsome” and starring “Bob Terminator” shouldn’t expect anything more than three and a half fishes from this reviewer.

True to the European genre though, the women proved really classy (certainly a lot more so than those ridiculous screen names) and the willingness of such class to take it up the ass in every scene makes me certain that there really is a shortage of pretty American girls willing to go anal onscreen

The grand plot concerning national security and secret agents could have been used to much greater effect if the sex had actually been related to the plot – the two had nothing to do with each other (think: “I need you to save the country” “Ok, but first I’m gonna fuck the mechanics in this here garage real quick” “Umm, ok”). No seriously patriotic whoring oneself here I’m afraid to say.

Much of the fucking took place on pretty expensive-looking furniture and more than half of the scenes involved more than two people. The music, I have to say, was phenomenally below the standards of the rest of the production – there was more heavy metal than you can shake your stick to, but that wasn’t even the worst of it. Each scene had one, and only one, 2-3 minute god awful clip of “music” played on endless repeat, complete with awkward silences in between.

But on to what really matters. The girls have all got faces and bodies that are up to Hustler’s high standards, and there’s a good variety along the blond to black hair spectrum, including one Asian-looking chick. I wouldn’t call them the best fucking machines in porn, but they pull off that eyes-rolled-up-and-enjoying-themselves look without a hitch, and that’s endlessly titillating. Also, the storyline makes for a lot of expensive, fancy dresses and lingerie, so there’s a good deal of high fashion going on.

Sex Tape Scandal ends with one of the agents shot, and part 2 starts with that same agent getting chewed out for being a moron (in that wonderfully dubbed dialogue kinda way). I wouldn’t mind getting chewed out if it meant getting the fuck that he does right after. Violetta turns in a good performance as the tender (in oh so many ways) nurse.

Those of you turned on by the race car world are going to find the next scene quite the treat. Preceding the scene itself is a few gratuitous clips of a Nascar type vehicle doing a couple of spins around a neighborhood. The driver is supposed to be the lovely, blonde Jane Darling – star of the show and worth every bit of the role. This hottie meets our pseudo-hero Bob Terminator in the garage and receives a mission “vital to national security!” Ooh.

She chooses to accept this impossible mission, but for some reason, decides that the best way to get a start is to give the two garage mechanics the time of their life. Under the already hot race car driver’s suit, there is some even hotter lingerie, and under the lingerie a marvelous body that does some marvelous things as the scene unfolds. Things climax with no fewer than two – yes two, ladies and gents – different DP positions.

The next two scenes are foursomes – what I like to refer to as the lighter haired foursome, and the darker haired one. Once again, it’s a case where all the performers are brought to the same location because of some inane plot development, and then for damn near no good reason, decide that a little sex would be nice.

Both scenes – the first a daytime one in the lobby of some mansion (involving Bob T. and David Perry, certainly one of your better male European performers), the second at night in an ornate room – have this sequencing where one couple is one pornographic step behind the other. Couple A: blowjob, Couple B: fucking, then A: fucking, B: anal, and so on. Both scenes have some DP action, but the first scene involves double position double penetrations once again – and with the prettiest girl of all four involved here. Hot stuff. Also: the second, dark-haired foursome actually has our hero Jane videotaping all the action. Needless to say, masturbation is involved and towards the end she gets some action herself, of the lesbo variety.

The movie ends with Jane reporting the success of her mission back to good ol’ Bob T. No prizes for guessing how they celebrate (with a soda at the cornershop!). Jane rocks though – there are a lot of nice stretches in this scene, and she moves really well in general. In one part, when she’s riding our Bobby, Jane dislodges, only to inch up on reverse all fours up to his face for a good eating. Mmm… for those few seconds, I might even have forgotten the damned music.

If you’ve seen this type of flick before and want more and/or better, I’d go with Kink (for an American, more police/detective variation), Young Girls in Lust 2, or anything by Pierre Woodman.