Reviewed by SexHerald Staff
Sex Tape Scandal is marketed as a thrilling tale of scandalous
intrigue. The story had something to do with a hardcore porn tape
featuring the Secretary of Defense’s sister becoming public.
To be honest, I couldn’t tell what happened -- the plot was
as loose as the girls. I think it would have been better marketed
to the straightforward sex video aficionado: lots of action, not much
story, and certainly no more than 30 lines of dialog not consisting
of, “Ah,” “Oh” or the popular panting, “Oh
Yeah.”
What you do get is lots of eye candy. The girls wore sexy lingerie
complete with thigh highs; all had shapely bodies & and well-trimmed
pussies, they were all on the thin side with medium to smallish
jiggling breasts. All had attractive faces, and although perhaps
not quite top shelf, they were very good looking. The gal who stripped
down to her sneakers in the first scene (Chrystal) had a cute birthmark
on her tight pussy, and a fleshy ass that looked good bouncing up
and down. With one exception, the men were in good shape, and most
had nice large dicks, with a few smaller yet acceptable ones. The
exception was an extra, seen watching the porn shoot orgy, sitting
there looking ugly.
The sound was horrible. The music was whining, repetitive twangs
throughout. The dubbing was as out of sync as a “Godzilla”
movie. The only decent sound was the hard pounding, pumping sound
of fucking. I’d recommend turning the sound off completely,
putting on music you like, and using your imagination for the rest.
The sets and action were visually stimulating. You get ample scenery,
with sex at the gym, in the office, in the living room, in the bedroom...all
over the place. The actors did a good job of using the gym's exercise
equipment to enhance the positions. Positions included most standard
favorites: 69; lots of cock sucking; pussy licking, hard slapping,
fucking on the lap, doggie, side-action, bent over, anal, one couple
alone, girl on girl, everyone at once...my gosh; I’d be hard
pressed to think of a style this energetic group left out! The action
had so much assortment right on perfect cue that at first it lacked
a sense of natural animal response. As the film went on, it felt
more believable. I got the impression that as the film was being
shot the girls got hotter and hotter and were enjoying themselves
more. I don’t particularly care for cum in the mouth shots,
of which Sex Tape Scandal has plenty. Gals spitting cum
just ain’t pretty to me.
I did enjoy some cute scenes with the girls putting make-up on
each other. And I especially liked one scene in the office: The
agent in the suit (Bob Terminator) leaning back in his chair for
his blowjob; he was big and uncut. I find foreskin brings more fun
to fellatio.
During the porn shoot scene, I noticed that most of the girls looked
into the camera while sucking dick, and one chick waved at the camera.
At first I almost didn’t catch the subtle acting, playing
for the camera for the fictional porn audience. By that point I
had given up relating to the story line and focused my attention
on the fine technical sexual diversity and the appealing people.
No matter what the cover says, you’re in for a visual experience
alone. SexTapeScandal Heck, did you really want it to make you laugh and cry?
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