Title: Roid Rage Studio: Raging Stallion Director: JD Slater & Jake Deckard Cast: Xerxes, Huessein, Trojan Rock, Piero Sias, Hank Dutch, Brock Hatcher, Brendan Davies, Trey Casteel, Shane Alexander Genres:: Gay, Anal, Bears, Body Builders, Oral Condoms: Yes Reviewer: Daniel Kelly

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There are some incredible big-budget ‘muscle bear’ films on the market these days that, while absolutely hot, are also overly polished, thereby lacking the raw primal power you get when you bring together men who truly want to devour each other—whether or not the cameras are rolling. With Roid Rage, directors JD Slater and Jake Deckard take us right to places where the sweat is so thick you can smell it, the men so overpumped you don’t have room to move, where the hair is so ungroomed that you’re sure to cough up a few hairballs before the night is through. And what makes this film even more special is that the body worship all comes down to one focal point—gigantic, hairy muscle asses.

The men in this movie are like Tom of Finland art come to life. The muscles are overblown to magnificence, and the attention paid to these gigantic asses is astounding. The true treasure here is nasty and sexy Xerxes. This bald, bearded daddy has one of the most swollen muscle asses you will probably ever see on camera. And, you see TONS of it. There is no doubt the directors knew they had a gold mine in this ass, with one of the most prominent, swollen assholes you’d ever want to watch another muscle hunk stick his tongue into. Every position you’d want to see this swelling, hairy muscle ass in, it is delivered for long lengths of time. And not to be overlooked are Brendan Davies, Trey Casteel and Piero Sias getting fucked—these are the kind of hairy muscle men you only IMAGINE seeing on all fours with their asses in the air being plowed—until now. And this is only after they are rimmed to extreme levels of wetness. This movie is most definitely not for the cocksucking fans, because it is all about assholes being sucked and fucked.

It is also rare for me to actually be impressed by “behind-the-scenes” footage, but this time, things are quite different. Undeniably perfect muscle bear porn star Jake Deckard, co-director who doesn’t even have a role in the film, mans a handcam and visits the hunks of the film before shooting. We get to hear this beautiful man ‘ooh,’ ‘ah’ and ‘oh’ over how hot his cast is, asking them to bend over and show their gorgeous asses—and then taking some time to fluff some of their cocks big time. Then to top it all off—actually, BOTTOM it off, Jake bends over to get fucked by muscle hunk XXX. This is incredible candid sex.  Jake’s exploits could have been made a feature of their own.  

If I had to hand in one complaint about this film, it would be to call out the ever elusive splendor of Huessein’s hairy muscle ass. I’m sure many like myself are waiting for the day when we at least get a close-up of this top man’s asshole, even if it’s just during a rim job. As usual, there is a tease of a face diving into it, but it doesn’t get any further than that. I know this type of ‘foreplay’ is meant to prolong the career of a porn star, but frankly, it gets really tired after a while, and the fact is, I’d never get enough of seeing Huessein’s ass getting chowed on.

 I am still in awe at the men in this movie, and the level of testosterone that spews across the screen at every moment. I truly have never witnessed a film in which such a gorgeous cast of fur-covered, muscle-covered men bend over and take it so hard in the ass. It’s raw, it’s real. It needs a sequel.