Reviewed by SexHerald Staff
In King Size, Rick Donovan stars as a model with a king-sized penis. This movie is the epitome of badly made gay porn in the ‘80s. From the harsh lighting to the bad hair and even worse dialogue and thin plot all that was wrong with porn in the ‘80s is present in this film. The movie is quite short - only three scenes long, which turns out to be an actual good thing.
The movie kicks off with Donovan and fellow model Jesse Kohler getting it on at an audition. I don’t know exactly how big Donovan’s dick is, but it is big. Kohler isn’t daunted by the size of Donovan’s cock, he deep throats Donovan without any hesitation. Of course Donovan does very little work in this scene until the anal action starts, up to then Donovan just sits back as Kohler sucks and rims him.
Kohler doesn’t show any signs of being neglected. He seems quite satisfied kneeling between Donovan’s legs worshipping his cock. I don’t know if Donovan was gay for pay, but he does seem to enjoy fucking ass. He’s not one of those performers who has a problem staying hard. He fucks Kohler in several positions. Kohler hams it up for the cameras making faces that are supposed to display his pleasure, but really just made my eyes roll to the back of my head.
The scene with David Rozario and Chris Allen pretty much follows the same premise as the scene with Donovan and Kohler. Two models drawn to one another and begin to fuck at their audition. Both performers are cute in that preppy Lacoste wearing sort of way. The sex in this scene isn’t hot, it’s quite lukewarm, but seeing two cute guys having sex really has few down sides even if the techniques used aren’t that mind blowing.
My biggest problem with this movie is the editing. The scene with Rozario and Allen was horrifically edited. There seemed to be no pace to it. It jumped from one cut to the next to the next. The problem with this was that each cut showed the performers in a totally different stage of sex. Excitement or eagerness wasn’t allowed to build. So I couldn’t get excited about this scene and believe me, I get excited at the drop of a dime. The scene with Donovan and Kohler was edited almost as poorly. One minute their fucking the next Kohler is blowing Donovan and then they are fucking again with the next cut. It just wasn’t linear which distracted from the sex.
This is one of those porn movies that was made just to make money. I guess someone figured people would buy it no matter how poorly made it is. Although, in the end, Rick Donovan's king-sized penis and the scene betweeen Rozario and Allen give this particular flick a bit of a boost. Another fence sitter for me, let your own intuitions guide you here.
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