Title: Reform School Girls 4 Studio: Wicked Pictures Director: Mark Stone Cast: Aiden Starr, Aubrey Addams, Cara Dee, Dana DeArmond, Faye Reagan, Kelly Skyline, Mackenzee Pierce, Sindee Jennings, Alan Stafford, Criss Strokes, Lee Stone, Nick Manning Genres:: Uniform, Hardcore, Plot Condoms: No Reviewer: R. Barua

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Peering at young flesh beneath seductive canopies of catholic schoolgirl plaid has long been a voyeuristic pastime. Softly crossed, those legs glow in the full bloom of an 18 year old making her final rounds of adolescence. But that heightened sex that religion pretends to hide, coiled so perfectly within her, is seldom experienced outside a lucky few, leaving most to fantasy and porn.

A staple of the adult film industry, high skirts and knee highs coupled with after-school detention seems to almost invariably result in some kind of fucking. That’s the case in Reform School Girls 4 anyway, Wicked’s take on this much celebrated fetish. Featuring six scenes of typical Wicked caliber stars, the movie swaps the schoolgirl next door for one made of California plastic. This isn’t necessarily a bad thing but just make sure you know what you want out of your senior class, which in this is case is mostly blonde and mostly out of your league. You can forget about those still ingrained images of schoolgirls from your own adolescence – these girls look way grown up.

That’s the thing; this has always been a kind of surreal mash-up, where big studio porn productions like Reform School take the subtleties of illicit desire, and throw them into a blender full of long legs, big breasts, and globs of makeup. The result is a stylized, Hollywood version of schoolgirl non-innocence, as if to vale taboo with oversaturated conventions of American beauty. Still, it’s hard not to find this collage of fetishized body parts and clothing articles appealing. It is after all what many of us want out of porn, a dripping pot filled with all our perverted fantasies, meant to be eaten all at once.

What this means though is you have to give up a more focused arousal of a particular fantasy for one that covers all the bases. It’s a trade-off made by pornos looking for mass appeal. It may be playing it safe, but it gets the job done. This is what Reform School Girls 4 does, and for the most part, excels at. The Hedly Reform School and its smoking hot student body serves as only a backdrop to what is fairly standard porn. Standard, but a high standard: the movie gives you top-tier porn stars like Nick Manning, whom in this film rips through the tight pussy of Sindee Jennings as she squirts all over the floor, and Nick yells his character’s war-cry “Thermopolis!”

The scene occurs like many in Reform School, with weird dialogue and an off-beat scenario. Here Ms. Jennings needs to learn all about “guns” and “shooting” [you guessed it; this means cock and fucking till she shoots pussy juice]. This is all because Ms. Jennings “brought a loaded weapon to school,” and of course needs to learn her lesson by unloading that weapon all over the soon to be wet camera. Other scenes include bathroom stall fucking, three-way school girl munching and fingering, and two guys ramming a runaway student – a scene which ends the movie, for no apparent reason, with a stereotyped Italian-American covered in barbeque sauce yelling “you want a bone, I’ll give you a bone!” while waving a half eaten rib in the air.

Whether or not you’ll find this funny, absurdly compelling, or just stupid, doesn’t take away from the fact that this movie has really hot chicks getting fucked in schoolgirl outfits, licking cum off their face, and begging to be fucked harder. And really, that’s what Reform School Girls 4 set out to do and succeeded with flying bodily fluids in doing.