Title: Real Men #13: Dad's Automotive Studio: Pantheon Productions Director: Chris Roma Cast: Rob Lawrence, Jack Austin, Patrick O’Connor, Alien Silver, Mick Edwards, Erik Hall, Spike Daddy, Jack Sullivan Genres:: Gay, Anal, Bears, DILF, Oral Condoms: Yes Reviewer: Daniel Kelly

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Wondering where all hairy men porn are with men who are not hairy muscle hunks but also not obese daddy bears? Men who just look like they have aged naturally, retaining some of their muscle tone from their young days and not afraid to leave the tufts of hair that have grown on their backs? Well, you just found one of those films.  

Let’s not even concern ourselves with the automotive station theme, which is authentically realized by being shot in an actual shop with machinery grinding in the background. What we should concern ourselves with is the very first scene. A leaner, distinguished, graying bearded man gets on his knees to service a large brutish bearded man’s excessively fat cock. Fantastic. The thinner man gets his hairy hole munched on, his cock sucked by the bigger man with sloppy-sounding lust, and then feasts on the larger man’s large hairy ass. There are grunts as armpits are sampled, and finally the leaner man gets that fat piece up his ass—right before he bends his burly buddy over a desk and fucks him right back! Bellies hang a little, flesh jiggles…you know, like in real life. These men are too focused on their savage lust for each other to remember the camera is watching.  

This is not porn sex; this is REAL sex—a film that actually lives up to its subtitle of “Real Men Volume 13.” Age and size does not make these men any less spry in their positions. And, it doesn’t prevent some damn big loads from being shot. There’s even that natural, uncontainable half-giggle shared between the men after they’ve cum.  

Going back to men a few years younger, a meaty Latino man working under a car has his dick orally attacked by a leaner mechanic, who he then bends over a car, enjoying the hell out of hole with his mouth and then his dick. Fat Cock from the opening scene and another thin bearded friend are joined by a beefy grandpa of a man who proves age is no object when it comes to satisfying the hungry hole of a hairy-assed bottom on all fours. And, grandpa loves the feel of that tight ass as well.  

Bald, goateed daddy takes on younger baldy’s tight ass, examining it with a droplight before filling it. And to top it all off, beautiful young muscle stud comes in for some service and allows himself to be objectified by Fat Cock and Latino man from earlier. They part his fantastic shaved cheeks and show off a tight hole; they sample it with their tongues; and, they fill it like two old pros showing a young pretty boy what sex is all about. And it is with a dick embedded in his ass, his torso rippling with tension, that muscle stud releases an explosive, bone-jarring cumshot.  

The men in this film are sharing their bodies with each other and absolutely enjoying every moment of it. It’s passionate, satiating and appreciative. And I can only hope that viewers will appreciate this novel approach to porn, because this is everyman’s sex—not the glamour sex to which we’ve grown accustomed.