Title: Pussy Foot'n #9 Studio: Richie Zaye Director: Richie Zaye Cast: Pantera, Maliyah Madison, Nyomi Marcela, Anita Dark, Teanna Kai, Laurie Wallace, Kelle Marie, Lucy Lee, Lucy Thai Genres:: Feet, All Girl (Lesbian), Fetish Condoms: No Reviewer: SexHerald Staff

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We're all human. We all make mistakes. Sometimes we pick up the wrong film. Admit it - this has happened to you before. Maybe you didn't notice the clever "Pussy Foot'n" pun or the cute little feet logo in the title. Maybe either you didn't see the "20 Delicious Feet!" displayed prominently on the front, or assumed it was some kind of measurement joke involving the men in the video (there are none.) Or maybe the wrong DVD ended up in the case you took home. Well, what happens then? You can either return it and find something more your style, or perhaps, in the true spirit of sexual exploration, you may decide to watch it to find out what the fuss is about. Who knows? Maybe you'll discover a kink you never knew you had before.

I'd like to say this is what happened to me while watching Pussy Foot'n #9, because even though I'm not particularly a foot-loving fellow, I am open to new ideas and experiences. However, while I did learn a bit about the foot fetish genre, I don't think I'm a convert just yet. This could very well be attributed to the overall mediocrity of the all-girl video itself, as opposed to an introspective contemplation on the role of feet as erogenous zones and sexual accessories and how much enjoyment I got out of watching it.

This is not a fetish video aimed at the worship crowd; there's no interplay between the onscreen models and the viewer. There's no invitations made through the camera, no "Wouldn't you like to suck our toes?" You will, however, see curled toes, arched calves, feet being licked, and cute painted toes being sucked. You'll watch feet rubbed between breasts (a truly inexplicable course of action to the non-foot lover, but perhaps that's what your fetish likes to see) and in several cases, a little toe-in-pussy action. I found the physical logistics of big toe fucking quite interesting.

Amazingly, though, even with camera angles which favor feet and leg placement that wouldn't have been considered in more mainstream porn, I found the segments involving feet to be few and far between. The film's really just an all-girl fuckfest which happens to involve feet every now and then. There's a lot of finger-fucking and the usual amount of muff-diving, but I felt disappointed. Given that this video touts itself as part of the "…premiere foot-fetish series on the market", most scenes certainly didn't deliver as much foot action as I'd have expected.

However, I realize that fetish videos, no matter what the kink, don't always feature the object of desire one hundred percent. Of course there's more to sex than one erogenous zone, and of course we'd like to see how the girls play with each other. But when you're watching someone playing with a big goopy wad of spit on her nipples or stirring her partner's pussy with a cherry licorice whip (oh yes, did I mention the cherry licorice whip?) in what's supposed to be a foot video, you tend to wonder if this was time wasted on what could have otherwise been a more involved celebration of feet. You'll probably come to the same conclusion that I did: Yes, indeed.