Title: Private Lowlife Studio: Hot House Video Director: Michael Clift Cast: Francesco D’Macho, Alex Collack, Kent North, Enzo Grimaldi, Kirk Ziegler, Matt Cole, Marc Williams, Arpad Miklos, Nick Horn, Kyle Lewis, Ken Browning, Scott Swann Genres:: Gay, Anal, European, Interracial, Military, Oral, Tattooes, Uncircumcised Condoms: Yes Reviewer: Daniel Kelly

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The first thing Hot House did here was casting Francesco D’Macho. The man has a perfectly developed and proportionate physique, with a sheen of body hair and tattoos adorning his rippling muscles. And the face? Rustic, rough features you imagine when you think of a military man. His inclusion in two scenes earns the movie four stars right off the bat.

How to decide which scene with D’Macho (is that the hottest name, or what?) is better? First, he devours smaller but just as sexy and energetic Matt Cole, gobbling down some cock, then giving a rim job that will leave you drooling. Awesome close-ups on Cole’s pucker. The balance here is fantastic: D’Macho playing the more silent, dominant role as he fucks Cole, who moans in ecstasy the whole time. It’s great that they flip-flop and D’Macho rides Cole’s dick, but the true splendor of his ass doesn’t make its appearance until his second scene, which is by far the strongest in the movie. Beefy, BJ-lipped, smooth-bodied Ken Browning is a fantastic submissive as hairy bear Arpad Miklos munches between his round cheeks while D’Macho fucks his mouth.

The rim lover’s delight comes when both Browning and D’Macho are on a cot, side-by-side on all fours, allowing Miklos to jump from Browning’s pink naked fuckhole to D’Macho’s fuzzy entrance. Ah, to be a taste bud on Miklos’s tongue! Just when you think it can’t get any better, the two muscle studs stay in that position, and each gets fucked by Miklos’s thick cock, with incredible aerial views. When D’Macho pins Browning to the bed to fuck him, the camera smartly focuses on D’Macho’s flexing derriere. Meanwhile, both Browning and D’Macho are taking turns sucking off Miklos. Finally, D’Macho shoots thick globs all over Browning’s face, followed by Miklos, who does the same from the other side of the cot, and you know you’ve just witnessed a scene that will make this movie a keeper—for YEARS.

The foursome scene is a winner simply because of the presence of black beauty Marc Williams. The only irksome thing is, WHY is there so often only one token black man in most porns??? Williams seems to be the sole African-American in most of his films that aren’t specifically black-themed. But back to the positives of this scene. It will simply rock your cock. The numerous blowjobs performed on huge dicks are outstanding, as four horny men (Marc Williams, Kyle Lewis, Kent North, Nick Horn) go crazy on each other. Excellent footage shows Lewis getting his quivering pucker licked by North. The saliva flies as Lewis simultaneously gets his face fucked by Williams. The anal penetration is face-to-face as North bends over for Horn while Lewis gets split by Williams. In the end, Lewis gets totally covered in everyone’s cream.

The scene in which masculine and meaty Enzo Grimaldi is dominated by thinner Scott Swann is as close to hot as you can get without quite getting there fully. The chemistry is lacking between them, and the dialogue and role-playing feels a bit forced. Not to mention, there aren’t enough ‘tight’ shots of Grimaldo’s fine beefy butt getting rammed. A final scene involving a very butch military buzz cut ends with Alex Collack’s muscle ass hanging off a barber chair and being plowed by Kirk Ziegler’s cock. In terms of penetration moments, this scene gets the prize—as does Ziegler’s fountain-like cumshot. WHAT a gusher! As for military credibility, it’s your standard rank = power position. However, a unique quality is brought to the theme in between sex scenes: a 1950s male narrative voice is dubbed over vintage black and white military footage—that is craftily interspersed with unexpected, fleeting hardcore clips from the film treated to match the vintage footage. Brilliant.

The biggest issue I have with this film is the juxtaposition of the words “Private Lowlife” with Francesco D’Macho’s rugged face on the DVD case. There’s nothing ‘lowlife’ about this man—nor any of the other masculine hunks that offer top-notch oral and anal twosomes, threesomes and foursomes in this high-ranking military feature.