Reviewed by Pat Pyrrhic
Precious Pink #12 proved without a shadow of a doubt that photography is the best occupation for the horny male. Every scene featured girls posing for a photoshoot in which after a few snapshots the photoghrapher nonchalantly walks over and commences fondling his subject. It seems far fetched but it must be true; I saw it in a porn film. So I write about porn while they take some dirty pictures and then get some ass...maybe I'm in the wrong line of work.
Seriously though, Precious Pink #12 featured scenes that followed this exact same formula. Followed it to the letter. So much so in fact that by the third scene you're no longer interested. That's right, fair reader, this video is boring with a capital "B", and a capital "O", and a capital "R", and I think you get the idea. Let's break down a scene and see if we can understand where it all goes so horribly, horribly wrong. For this dissection, the third scenewith Angelica and Daniella will do nicely.
This scene features two girls instead of one, so at least SOME attempt was made to diversify the activity. The girls pose for a photoshoot through which they look clumsy, awkward, and uncomfortable. Then come the photographers (two of them, one for each girl) to stick their tongues down the throats of the girls. Then they trade off on giving and receiving oral sex followed by some penis/vagina action. Then comes a bit of anal as I struggle to stay awake.
The only thing that seperates this scene from the rest of the video is the double penetrations which were equally bland and dissatisfying. As I watch one of the guys trickle his cum like a broken water-pistol I realize that this is an hour and a half of my life that I won't be getting back. It's a damned shame what passes for porn these days. PreciousPink#12
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