Reviewed by SexHerald Staff
After seeing the cast of Barresi’s latest military-themed DVD, I had to flip the DVD case over to see exactly what year it was produced. Steven O’Donnell and Hawk McAllister in the cast? For a minute, I thought I was back in the 90’s. Could it be that Barresi is having trouble finding talent for his repetitive military-themed films? Nothing personal towards McAllister or O’Donnell, but perhaps these porn stars should have hung up their jockstraps with the Ryan Idols and Hal Rocklands. They certainly don’t add anything to this feature.
Barresi takes us back to the ubiquitous military base. I can see Barresi writing on his notepad: “Deep in the brushes of the battlefield, Sergeant Jack Sanders is secretly videotaping three recruits having sex...”
Sanders’ camera soon breaks - much to his obvious dismay - and the three recruits are alerted to his presence when he throws the faulty gadget against a tree. Although Steven Hunter is dressed oddly like a navy deck swabber and McAllister, Sergio, and Sanders are in Army camouflage, Barresi apparently doesn’t expect the viewer to take note. What follows is some truly bad dialogue delivery, apparently a poor attempt at slapstick comedy.
Cue the sex. Three soon becomes four. The three share Sergeant Sanders’ beautiful prick before Sarge breaks it up taking Sergio with him and leaving McAllister and Hunter behind. Barresi is not known for his skillful scene transitions.
O’Donnell and Eduardo Rivera have set up house together. O’Donnell comes home long enough for a quickie with Rivera; they begin with some romantic kissing before swapping head jobs. Rivera’s prick is dark, but less than impressive. Both have average builds and the chemistry is sorely lacking. Rivera gets rimmed, then fucked. You’ll find yourself fast-forwarding though most of the anal action unfortunately.
In the next segment, we find ourselves back with McAllister and Hunter who have taken their groping from the battle field to the bedroom. Hunter sucks on McAllister’s dong, both of them still wearing their respective military “head garb.” Isn’t sucking dick while wearing a sailor cap supposed to be erotic, not dorky? Regardless of how he appears, Hunter obviously loves sucking meaty prick, and sucking slow. McAllister probes Hunter’s hole with his tongue, then with his dick before they both unload.
Barresi next sends us to Sanders and Sergio for the only truly hot scene of the entire film. We get some luscious views of Sergio’s hairy crack when they are sixty-nining; Sanders gives us great views as he pulls the cheeks apart while he sucks. This position truly showcases Sanders’ meaty cock and Sergio’s swarthy body. Sergio takes some time out to dip down and work Sanders’ hole orally before he takes deep stabs at it with his prick. These two generate some genuine heat and Barresi films them very well.
Finally, Matt Sizemore probes the hills with his walkie-talkie and stumbles across Danny Lopez. Sizemore is working so very hard at his acting but his scene partner, Lopez - who sounds just like Agador Spartacus from ‘The Birdcage’, not a good thing in porn - doesn’t give him much to work with. Barresi should have skipped the setup and gone right to the sex.
Lopez takes his time working on Sizemore’s oddly curved prick, stealing a kiss now and then. Sizemore returns the favor, then licks Lopez’s shaved hole in preparation for their fuck. They end up on their sides and Barresi captures some hot shots of Lopez’s pretty hole as Sizemore spurts white goo on the inside of his own thigh.
This DVD contains nothing of extra value other than standard photo galleries and trailers of the same four Barresi titles that he must want to move off the shelves. Don’t purchase the DVD hoping for any behind the scenes horseplay or additional outtakes. All in all, Barresi provides nothing new here other than another routine military film for his faithful viewers. PositionGranted
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