Reviewed by SexHerald Staff
"Interactive Cybersex Simulator" DVDs like this one have always seemed like an iffy proposition to me. How convincing, how "almost like the real thing" could they possibly be?
Not very, as it turns out, though not for lack of effort on Ariana Jollee's part. She puts in a solid hour and a half of hard work, working up a sweat, talking dirty non-stop, and spitting on just about everything in sight -- "I love spit," she says, and boy howdy, she ain't kiddin'.
The box lists "Extremely Interactive" and "Multi-Angle" as features of this DVD. Well, if picking options from a menu is your idea of interaction, you're in for a treat, but I wouldn't have attached the label "extreme" to that. In fairness, though, DVD is a format designed for movies, not video games. This leads me to think that the "virtual sex" premise and its trappings are misguided and distracting. I also found the always-on-screen menus irritating. They don't get in the way, but their structure doesn't make much sense. The available options change with the scenes, and there's no "back" option. Finally, "Multi-Angle" seems not to mean what you'd expect: namely, that the action was filmed from multiple angles simultaneously, and the "change angle" button on your remote switches the view. Instead, it just means that in a few cases, there's a separate "POV" option on the menu, which jumps to another scene where the single camera is in a different position; and if you hadn't clicked on that menu option, that scene would have played eventually anyway. All the action menu provides is disjointedness.
The disc is also short on special features. There's an interview with Ariana as she gets dressed, which is moderately interesting -- and amusing, as in a rare reversal, the interviewer comes off as less articulate than the pornstar. There are five trailers, for mediocre-looking titles, a small photo gallery, and web links, and that's about it.
Ariana, however, almost makes up for these drawbacks. She's cute, though she's wearing too much makeup, and she has a very hot body. And she's not faking anything. She genuinely enjoys herself the whole time, and has several impressive orgasms, complete with squirting. The scene where she DPs herself with a pair of sizable glass dildos is particularly memorable. Her dirty talk is a bit much, though; I often wished she'd stop pretending to talk to me, because she wasn't fooling anyone. The uncredited male performer who acts as the viewer's surrogate is, of course, forgettable. He's just there to provide a real cock for Jollee to pretend is mine or yours, so the less personality he has, the less it interferes with the illusion. I don't think there's a single clear shot of his face. Once he's there, there are options for blowjobs, pussy eating, fucking and anal sex, some in multiple positions.
There are three endings available: "you" can come in Ariana's ass, and see it drip out in extreme closeup, pull out of her pussy and come on her face and tits, or watch Ariana have yet another loud orgasm while getting fucked doggystyle. If you just let the DVD play, you'll see all three of them one after the other, which sort of ruins the continuity.
It was a bit of a nice change to see a title so completely focused on one girl, but the "sex simulator" shtick is unconvincing, and they shouldn't call a disc "multi-angle" if it isn't really. I wouldn't recommend this disc unless you're a big Ariana Jollee fan; but if you are, you'll love seeing so much of her. PlayingWithArianaJollee
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