Reviewed by Daniel Kelly
With the 80s experiencing their 20-year comeback, Treasure Island Media has joined the fun, whether intentionally or not. Pirate Tape 1 features mohawked punks in combat boots, a grainy washed out film quality, and a continuous muffled music soundtrack like a porn you may have watched way back in the early 80s. Not to mention, its two star punks, Massimo and Pierce, look like they just came back from a Sex Pistols concert, and are conveniently named “The Anarcocks.”
There’s nothing pretty to look at in this film from the dank dungeon-like set to the rough trade. You can practically smell their funk. Prepare yourself for some edgier fetish practices, but also don’t expect much in the way of standout moments.
To set the mood, one of our Anarcocks gets his head shaved into a mohawk first. There’s something oddly erotic about one guy shaving another guy’s head.
Next Pierce, wearing an “anti-christ” tank and studded bracelets, jerks off on a black mat, then shows off his well-worn pucker. Massimo, in a filthy jock strap and tank, does his solo act next. Both punks have pleasurably plump cocks.
The Anarcocks are joined by Skindog in a slimy bathtub. Just like them, he’s tattooed, pierced, mohawked, and looks fairly undernourished. There’s cock sucking, spitting, and stroking all around. Massimo gets plowed doggy style by Pierce and Skindog. Everyone stays hard, which makes it hard for them to keep their hands off each other’s oh-so strokeable cocks (and will most likely, keep viewers hard).
Harald, with a full head of blond hair, joins the Anarcocks. He jerks off watching Pierce fuck Massimo on a bed (there’s a very hot over the shoulder perspective). When Harald gets on all fours, his hole is stretched to great diameters, beginning with fingers and working up to big Ben Wa Balls. The punks make this servicing scene real.
Alone at last, Massimo and Pierce end strong. Massimo gobbles down Pierce’s raging hard-on in a sixty-nine. Pierce eats his ass, then leap-frogs him. And finally, Pierce takes Massimo’s big one up his butt. Versatility rules! Especially when we see what a power bottom Pierce can be. Massimo plunges a thick black dildo way up his raised ass, followed by the Ben Wa balls and a HUGE dildo at the same time! YOUCH! These punk pigs are so intense together you almost wish the entire film had been just the two of them.
The punk theme of this film limits its audience. You have to be a sex pig into young, skanky interchangeable rough trade (rather than the interchangeable gym bunnies of most porn). There are some sleazier fetish practices—but that doesn’t even add enough variety. While the four performers are all very into one another, little of what is going on jumps out as a scene you’d want to revisit time after time to bust a nut. PirateTape1
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