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Title:
One on One #3Brazil
Studio: Red Light District Director: David Luger Cast: Fernanda, Mr. Marcus, Evelyn, Christina, Shyva, Lorena, Jessica, Joel Lawrence, Mr. Pete Genres:: One-on-one, Anal, Brazilian, Cumshots, Latin, Natural breasts
Condoms: No Reviewer: SexHerald Staff | Rating:
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Reviewed by SexHerald Staff
O.K. folks. Bear with us on this one ‘cause it was a REAL mix of great and terrible. The great, more often than not, boiled down to the WEALTH of talent displayed by the starlette’s in this flick. Though most of them are relative unknowns, many of the fine women who starred in this film deserve long careers. They also deserve better than the lame-o studs they had to work with in this sucker. (YES, Mr. Pete, I’m talking to YOU.) With the exception of Mr. Marcus, who rarely disappoints, the yahoos doing the thrusting deserve harsh criticism. It is with THAT thrust then, that I will frame this review; complements for the starlettes, criticism for the studs.
First up was Evelyn, whose body and beauty are a standout in any lineup. There is something refreshingly natural about her. Anyone who feels like they are drowning in the sea of latex and cosmetic surgery that is the Adult industry should check "One On One #3" just for a look at this gorgeous woman. Her opening striptease is HOT; seductive and lingering in a way that very little porn manages to capture. When her hand slides south to tease her slick clit, your mouth may actually start watering. That may be why it seems a bit jarring when Joel Lawrence shows up out of nowhere. Despite that distraction, the scene goes well. Evelyn is passionate, and as into it as Lawrence, while he eats her out and fingers her. (Unfortunately director David Luger cuts away before we see her cum.) The sex is good and the cinematography makes good use of the angles that best display Evelyn’s posterior. (Her best ASSet. Ba-dump-CHING! I’ll be here all week. Try the brisket…. Instead of “ba –dump-CHING” I would have said rim-shot, but in this business that means something TOTALLY different. I know, I know. I’m batting .1000 today. ) Anyway, this is a good scene overall, but for Lawrence’s incessant blabber. Nothing ruins the eroticism of sweet, sweaty Latin love like having the stud ad-lib stupid lines like “Oh God, I want to fuck the shit out of her!” Stop ad-libbing Joel. You’re a dick on a stick. You aren’t paid to talk, and I’m very sure you don’t REALLY want to do that. This isn’t scat.
The next scene has the weakest of starlette performance. Lorena is either not into it, or her needs were not met by her partner, because this scene, which is your standard obligatory BJ-to missionary-to anal number falls a bit flat. Another note to Mr. Lawrence: when you’ve just shot your wad on a girl’s face, don’t make it worse with a rebel yell/grunt.
The next two scenes are outright ruined by Mr. Pete. Somebody please hand this guy his hat and show him the door. First, he is given an obviously sexy woman with real potential like Jessica, and he doesn't even bother to take his pants off to fuck her. And, this scene is not even done in an “I-need-you-so-bad-let’s-go-at-it-partially-clothed” way, either. Gah. This sweet sexy woman is WASTED on him. Then, he shows up for round two with Shyva; another quality girl with a quality ass. Although he does deign to undress in this one, the scene is marred by his obvious lack of skill and lack of attention to his partner’s needs.
Thank goodness for Mr. Marcus. This fellow obviously knows how to please a woman. And what a woman he gets to please. Fernanda is multi-orgasmic, and well suited to Marcus’s stamina. The two make a great pair, and it is particularly cute how, at the end, Fernanda doesn’t want to let go of Marcus’s cock. This scene is a jewel in an otherwise lack-luster flick.
The last scene, like the first, is a scene that is saved by the quality of its leading lady. Christina is a force to be reckoned with, and not even the occasional clumsiness of Joel Lawrence can stop her from taking her pleasure. It’s definitely worth a look.
In summation, this is not a couples video, because the overall oafishness of the studs will turn the ladies off. However, for a little solo-explo (important in it’s own right) the first, sixth, and especially fifth scenes are worth checking out. OneonOne#3
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