Reviewed by SexHerald Staff
The wheel in the sky keeps on turning, and Wicked pictures keeps on churning out productions that on a scale of one to sexy are totally awesome. If you like a side order of plot and intrigue with your main dish of sexy banging, then sink your teeth into this puppy. Coffee, tea or Kaylani Lei? The world is your oyster!
Kaylani Lei is a bachelorette engaged to Lee Stone who has one last hurrah in Las Vegas with her ladies [although sadly, she actually does not get it on with any of them]. A night out at a hunks-a-poppin' joint leads to a sexual indiscretion with Evan Stone as Thunder, a provocative male stripper. You gotta hand it to old Ev: he gets the job done, but in this film he's less Huey Lewis and more the evil guy from Ghostbusters II.
The morning after, she awakes and is naked--looking tight as always--and Thunder is clad in thigh-high black Renaissance boots. Good friend Pason comes by the hotel room to fill in the blanks and it turns out the unlikely couple exchanged wedding vows the night before.
What unfolds is a watered-down sitcom-worthy plot. Alexis Malone and Nick Manning are a conniving, "wacky" blonde-and-her-homosexual companion couple. Alexis is Lee's ex-girlfriend and is determined to ruin their marriage-to-be. Shay Sights is a haggard showgirl, the girlfriend of Evan Stone. In their lovemaking scene, we see her enormous milkers and his tropical man-panties. He fucks her into the night and with his skinny weenie puts it in her a-hole and cums on her tits. Wow!
Flashback to the night before and Pason gets it on with a sexy firefighter stripper in the strip club bathroom. This scene is actually awesome, and the positions and enthusiasm can't be beat. Their scene alone gets a 5 for effort, length and enjoyment. It's the worthless banter in-between that drags this movie down. If you're going to do something a little campy and plot-driven, you have to make it interesting. Take note, Stormy Daniels.
The extras are so-so; there's a bonus scene with Kaylani and Mr. Marcus from the film entitled Blue Rain. Mr. Marcus, if you didn't know, is a gigantic black man so be sure to check this one out. There's also a making-of, interviews with Stormy and Kaylani, and some hilarious trailers. OneNightinVegas
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