Title: Oil Up and Fuck Studio: Red Light District Director: David Luger Cast: Xaiene, David Luger, Joel Lawrence, Paty, Darren James, Keita, Wesley, Christian Wave, Shelia, Adriana, Emanuella Genres:: Brazilian, Anal, Gonzo, Straight Condoms: No Reviewer: SexHerald Staff

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First of all, “Oil up” is no metaphor here – if you like that glimmering, drenched in baby oil look, look no further.

This is the first Red Light District production I've seen that was actually what you might expect from a low budget porn house – the rest were all a lot better than I thought they’d be. Still, we’re definitely still far from a complete failure.

It took a while to figure out, but this is pretty obviously shot in Brazil – providing us with that sweet Portuguese language (I imagine this flick is more fun if you understand some of that dirty talk), and the entire exotic range of the Brazilian ethnic spectrum. The girls are probably not Hollywood material, but they go the distance, aren’t inhibited (no shortage of anal here), have some great bodies and gave the screen more cum-splattered facials than I knew what to do with.

Everything looks to be shot in a semi-furnished house that kinda has that posh-by-slums-standards thing going. Behind the scenes shows a funny bit where a bat, I think, flies in during the shooting. It’s them tropics alright.

The opening and closing scenes – one on one, then two girls for a guy – have a long gonzo intro with the cameraman getting blown. The dude behind the camera has a talking style that could at best be described as animalistic, and at worst something along the lines of Neanderthal baby talk. My take? Annoying. But if you like the grunty nasty talk...

After the sole black female performer in scene 2 comes what was probably my favorite part in the movie. All three of the performers in this scene were Brazilian, which really seems to have helped the natural flow and chemistry of this two guys and a girl clip. The chick – one of the best looking here – is talking a lot and looks like she’s enjoying herself, which is always sexy.

The babe in scene 4 also performs well, a highlight being when she takes the black guy’s giant schlong and slaps herself in the face with it. I wasn’t sure whether I was more amused or turned on, but hey, can’t complain either way.

In another part of the behind the scenes, we see my favorite threesome taking a break where the white guy is going on in terrible English about how he much prefers ass to pussy, and bursts a dick vein while doing a double anal scene. They’re about to start the DP scene again, and the girl’s even climbed on the other dude, but this guy won’t stop yakking, leaving her waiting and looking like she’s thinking “Will you shut up get the FUCK on with it??” Pretty funny.