Reviewed by SexHerald Staff
The elusive female ejaculation or squirt is one of the most enigmatic and hottest of natural sexual occurrences. Elusive because as many of us know, some women squirt and some do not, and hot because you are able to experience the female orgasm in a real, visual style. All of these points and many more are brought up by the classic porn star Nina Hartley, accompanied by her talk show side kick, the always lovely Mika Tan. As you will see, Hartley's guide plays like a school health class video learning about what the white stuff is coming out of Jack's penis when he spanks it after dinner.
My initial reaction upon viewing this film was that I felt uncomfortable. Yes, I know it's hard to believe that an adult film made me feel uncomfortable, but the health class style of the film kills the masturbatory mood the viewer is in. It's not much of a turn on to be staring at a couple of hotties in latex who are pointing out the inner workings of the female anatomy through a full-color medical diagram; but that's exactly what happens. In fact, they go beyond the diagram by pointing out the separate parts of the female anatomy on Mika Tan's cute pussy, highlighting the clit, urethra, and of course vagina. The how to/health class discussion lasts for 20 minutes, the close-to-average length of a regular sex scene in an adult film.
Once the background history and fun facts about female ejaculation are covered we move on to some actual pussy play. Anna Mills is a young blonde with a great body and a serious sexual appetite. She is Nina's personal example on how to squirt. Nina sets Anna up on a chair fit with stirrups, and has her spread eagle to show off her pussy. Again Nina starts to play teacher by going so far as to use a vertical speculum to open and highlight Anna's clit and G-spot. From there we move onto lots of toy play and masturbation. The toy selection in the film is rather grand for a title containing only a few segments of play. Anna's pussy is fucked with all the toys (including some great anal play) and is blown up with a pussy pump (though that's a review for another day).
After Anna squirts some impressive juices the film switches over to a more traditional sex scene; a man, a woman, and a bed. The second and final sex scene in the film is an average encounter between blonde cutie Angel Stone and Trent Sulari. Angel gives a better than average BJ before a reverse cowgirl ride which sends her juices squirting all over. The best part about Angel is that she can squirt from anal stimulation as well. I must say that the combination of anal and squirting is possibly one of the hottest acts I have ever seen. Angel squirts several times in her scene making the title of this film true to its word.
Nina's guide lost rating points because there is just not enough sex. There are only two scenes and the first one starts off slow due to Nina's pussy tutorial. Mika Tan is featured as Nina's sidekick but we never even get to see her masturbate. Come to think of it, we never get to see Nina get nasty, either! Nina Hartley's Guide to Female Ejaculation has a terrific cast of players but the instructional style, lack of sex, and incredibly slow how-to segments will leave you wanting.
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