Reviewed by Max and Jade Jackson
As patriotic Americans, we salute any film that, even in comedy, pays a level of homage to the armed forces. Max is a veteran, so he got a few laughs out of our subject film Navy Girls Love Semen. The title alone, tells the viewer that the only thing to be taken serious about this film is the sex.
The overall premise of the film is that all of the girls are recruiters for the “Colossal Navy” whose motto is “fuck all you can fuck.” The setup is that each of the girls approaches a pair of guys who are just slacking about while sitting on a couch. They tell them about joining the Colossal Navy, where the girl to guy ratio is seven women to one guy, and that all of the girls are hot and needing sex. The guys of course, wonder if they could get a sample, and as any veteran knows, a recruiter will do damn near anything to get you to sign up. If the real armed forces had recruiters like these, offering incentive signing bonuses like the ones that these guys are getting, we would imagine that there would not be a soldier shortage right now.
Lucy Lee starts things off as she sucks cock like she was trying to get the venom out of it to save those guys’ lives, and then fucks them like a genuine pro. She definitely goes well above and beyond the call of duty to get her two recruits off. Tyla Wynn’s scene is hilarious as her scene spoofs the “two stoners on a couch” idea. She chides them about their lack of motivation and urges them to get a sample of what the Colossal Navy has to offer. She demonstrates that it is better to get your pole smoked, rather than to smoke pot and after the fucking she delivers, there is no doubt that those stoners are going to sign on the dotted line.
Sharon Wild shows off the skills of the foreign assets division of the Colossal Navy and uses them to her best advantage as she works both of her guys to massive cums. On top of everything else, neither of us has ever seen a woman snort cum from a glass tabletop until this film. However, and with no doubt, the congressional medal of fucking goes to Sativa Rose. She gets her two recruits hard as rock and puts them through some serious “close order drilling” of her pussy. Rose was a treat to watch and she fucks both of them to complete and total submission. It was a two on one session but both of those guys were seriously outnumbered in that match up.
We are giving Navy Girls Love Semen three and one half stars, as it is a solid film. The scenes are pretty good, the production quality is okay, and there’s a good amount of heat in them. However, the one thing that could have improved this one is seeing the women get off more in the film. But all things being said, this is definitely one to have in the collection.
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