Title: Nasty Nymphos #30 Studio: Anabolic Director: Christopher Alexander Cast: Andrea Lovejoy, Molly Rose, Mina, Justine Romee, Kami, Monika Sweetheart, Lexington Steele, Chris Evans, Mike Foster, Jon Dough, Mr. Marcus, Jake Steed, Vince Vouyer, Mark Davis Genres:: Straight, Anal, Couples, One-on-one Condoms: No Reviewer: SexHerald Staff

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I’ve always been a fan of Anabolic and the smut they produce, including the often imitated but never equaled Gangbang Girl movies, and the reliably dirty Initiations series. Because of this, when I sat down to watch Nasty Nymphos #30, I was expecting top rate pornography.

I am sad to report that Nasty Nymphos #30 really only contains one nymphomaniac (Justine Romee). The rest of these women don’t appear to enjoy sex at all.

Exhibit A: Monika Sweetheart, the most beautiful (or only beautiful) girl in the film is asked in her interview whether she likes anal. Her response is a flat-out “no.” Later, she qualifies her statement: while she doesn’t like anal, she’ll still do it for the movie.

Does this sound like a nympho to you? How about this:

During her three-way sex scene, longhaired Andrea Lovejoy receives the most unflattering anal fuck ever caught on tape. The film cuts from a partially obscured shot of one dude forcing his semi-erect cock into Andrea’s sloppy ass, to a shot of Andrea wincing in pain. No, not good wincing.

Molly Rose looks less like a porn star and more like an unattractive waitress I know at T.G.I. Fridays. Mina, the non-nymph who follows, looks like she was popular shooting porn in 1994. And our sole nympho Justine Romee, reminiscent of a friend’s mildly fuckable Hispanic mother, stars in a scene so sloppily edited that I only knew it was over by the obligatory cumshots. To her credit, she shows true veteran professionalism by managing to not cry while taking it in the ass.

By the time our aforementioned non-fan of anal sex, Monika Sweetheart, takes on superstar Lexington Steele and some other significantly less hung, significantly more hairy dude, I was dying to be done with this wretched film. The scene had promise, Monika being cute as a button, and Lex being how I envision myself if I were black and packing a 13-inch cock. But lighting problems (at times Steele appears as a 13-inch shadow sliding into the darkness of Monika’s snatch), passionless sex, and similarly dismal camera work ruined it. By the time Lexington let out his signature cum scream, I was more than happy to say goodbye to Nasty Nymphos #30 forever.