Reviewed by SexHerald Staff
The female anatomy has been the subject of many different art mediums for centuries. The cover of “Nasty Art Sexual Strokes” says “One Man’s Smut Is Another Man’s Masterpiece.” I understand the debatable line between sex and art. But it seems that director and star of this DVD have different perceptions of the two.
Nasty Art consists of six vignettes that feature a dorky looking painter named Ervin, played by Director and artist Ervin Bomb. Most scenes begin with a woman who interviews Ervin about his art and what his next painting entails. Duh! Naked women of course. The first two scenes are similar in that they are set up as the women pose for the painting, and then they go ahead and get it on.
Nasty Art opens with a woman who plays the character of some sort of mystical Egyptian, interviewing Ervin. Two attractive hispanic women enter the studio and change into outfits that will best suit the paintings scene. As the two girls pose very innocently, Ervin paints away. The “mystic” woman annoyingly questions the man about his art. She acts terribly and speaks in a insincere tone. She says things like, “I see the canvas is your mistress.” The conversation between the two lasts way too long before the two models begin to wildly eat each other out. At this discovery the nerd painter and bad actress say, “I’ve never scene anything like this.” Apparently neither one has ever watched a porno film before.
Most of the scenes are set up the same, with the same boring interview, and same premise. One different vignette begins with Ervin approaching two “random” hot blondes in a NYC cafe. Interrupting their shared cheesecake dessert, he easily convinces them to pose nude for them. These girls are exceptionally hot, and even up the ante with the addition of a both a dildo and a strap on. One rams the other from here to next week with the pink colored appendage. The two talk dirty to each other, which teeters between a turn on and an annoyance.
The strangest scene is the last one that completely breaks the mood and continuity of the storyline. In this one, Ervin acts as a nervous bartender that’s approached by two hot women. After they invite him to their place, the scene is cut to the two girls performing a witchcraft while reading tasteless, unoriginal pornographic poetry from a thick book. Ervin paints the two as they caress and tease one another with what appears to be a dentist apparatus. The scene is finished but Ervin doesn’t get laid.
The production value on Nasty Art is mediocre at best. Shot on video, the amateurish lighting ironically displays no form of art. Camera work is steady and editing is commonplace, with multiple screen dissolves from ones shot to the next. The sound of the on screen sex, is accompanied with a consistently tiresome soundtrack.
Rather than presenting the subjects artistically, Mr. Bomb chooses to paint them instead. An interesting concept for adult film, but without good on-screen quality, I only see a pervert that can paint well. NastyArt
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