Reviewed by Don Luis
I've seen you on MySpace. You looked better on MySpace. I met your girlfriend on MySpace. All idealistic representations of the startling contrast between fantasy and reality on the world's (with the advent of MySpace International) most popular collection delusion rivaled only by the Dr. Phil sanctioned E-Harmony. You've had a fantasy or three about meeting your dream woman or man online, and you've probably found your favorite starlet's pages and added them as friends (I know because I've done the same thing).
VCA knows all this too, and would really love to perpetuate the fantasy for you. The premise of the film is elementary: male cast member messages their all time favorite star who conveniently happens to be online at the same time. Case in point is the movie opener with Shy Love and Evan Stone. She just happens to be idling her time away at a Hollywood coffee shop when she receives Stone's message and lets him know she'll be there for one more hour after she replies. The two meet, under not entirely unsuspicious circumstances, and the ensuing small talk convinces her that an impromptu romp with this entirely unknown character is a great idea. Cue funky baseline...
He spirits her away to a backroom of the coffe shop surrounded by exposed brick, bags of coffee beans, and strategically placed stack of wooden palettes. Despite available structural support, Love and Stonde spend a great deal of their time during this scene upright, with Love getting penetrated mid-air as that colossus holds her high above the ground. The seasoned pornstress is anything but what her name indicates, however, and after several turns, she is beggin' him to fuck her ass. No self-respecting stud could possibly refuse such an offer, and he is soon sinking balls deep into that delicious flesh. Part of their preliminary deal was that at the end of ths tryst there would be no commitments, and so, no sooner has our man exploded across the stomach of his paramour, he catches his breath, sits up, shakes her hand thanking her for a wonderful time, and exits stage right with all due haste.
Jack Lawrence has had his eye on Lyla Lei for some time and has managed to incite enough of a conversation with her that he sends along his phone number hoping she will come over and 'give him some pointers'. Their sporting is much more sensual than anything else, kisses and caresses occupying the majority of the camera time. However, don't let the lead in fool you. Jack could very well be the understudy to perpetually employed Randy Spears, and for good reason. Lyla willingly adopts a very feline arched positionto be more receptive to her partner, and towards the end of their time together, both are nearly glued together in a side saddle anal penetration that seems to last forever. The heat is turned up here simply because it seems like the two actually want each other, which gives every single action just that much more.
Magnificent performances are also turned in by both Tory Lane, partnered with new cummer Trent Soluri, and Hillary Scott in a three way with Marco and shaved head, tattooed Barry Scott who promises to help her with her 'problem' of needing both holes filled at the same time. Camera angles are tight on the action, and there seems to be something of a shine put on most of the scenes, almost as if you were watching everything from the protective environment of your MySpace account. The feature comes with an added bonus of VCA's 'Web Cam Girls' that includes several of my long time faves (Venus, Roxanne Hall) and the recently interviewed by yours truly - Nicole Sheridan (always a pleasure in any venue). What's that? You can't get to the protected pics on that person's profile? Nevermind that! Get this!
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