Reviewed by SexHerald Staff
This was my first interaction with a Cybersex DVD Simulator and it is obvious that I have not been missing much. I have never heard of Christi Lake until now, and although I am sure she has been successful in other films, this is not one of them. The film’s box promises quite a lot considering there are only a handful of options to choose from. The DVD menu gives you three choices: Foreplay, Sex, and Special Features. Without the special features, this “simulator” would be highly disappointing.
The foreplay section consists of seven options, which are actually more like six because one of the options is a variation of another. The two that I speak of are the standing blowjob and the laying-down blowjob. The box itself says that Christi stares right into your eyes as she sucks your dick. There must be some confusion because she does look up, but not at the camera. However, she does whisper dirty things that she wants you to do to her, but she says them so softly, you can hardly hear her. One good point is that the DVD provides you with a menu right on the screen as Christi is doing her thing, so you can pick something else you want her to do without going back to the main menu. I mainly wanted to see this because the DVD box claims, “with a click of a button, you tell Christi what you want and she snaps to your every whim.” I had a lot of whims starting out, but I quickly found that my whims were actually predestined options. That is the first of a series of disappointments.
As for the sex section, there are only four positions to choose from, excluding Pop Shots 1 and 2, which are actually just cumshots. They also should not be considered “Pop Shots,” because the guy takes forever to finish the job. Usually, you would think that “Pop Shots” are quick and unexpected, but here, you are proven wrong. Another thing about this Cybersex DVD Simulator is that condoms are used throughout. There are no problems with protection, but all I know is there are not a lot of people out there looking for a Cybersex DVD Simulator and expecting there to be condoms used. It just cannot be. There should definitely be more options on this DVD to be considered “extremely interactive.”
The Special Features consist of the usual website information, photo gallery, trailers, and a bloopers section, all of which are probably more entertaining than the simulator itself. The DVD box is its own worst enemy because it claims to give more than it delivers. MyVirtualChristi
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