Reviewed by SexHerald Staff
No more pencils, no more books, but lots of teachers' dirty looks: That's what awaits you in My First Sex Teacher, a two-hour DVD featuring horny professors defiling inexperienced coeds.
Things get off to a slow start when two students come sniffing around Dana Hayes' sex-ed classroom in search of extra credit. Hayes is a mature woman with a penchant for party-animal frat boys. She starts off by revealing basketball-sized breasts and white cotton panties. She works the boys over simultaneously, starting with lubricated handjobs and graduating to oral sex.
It takes a while since the boy with the speckled dick keeps going flaccid, but eventually the self-proclaimed “Penis Professor” turns her dimpled rump over for the boys' taking. There is no anal penetration, but a four-finger fuck scene is the pinnacle of the vaginal play. "I hope you vote for me for Teacher of the Year," Hayes says hopefully as they blow their loads across her face.
Next up is Queeny, a curvaceous debate teacher with a giddy schoolgirl laugh. Queeny is packing up lingerie in her hotel room when Speckled Dick arrives to take her to the airport. But gosh darn it, they're late for the flight: what else to do but screw? Queeny, who describes her student as “wicked sexy,” looks wicked sexy herself in a pinstriped skirt and round-toe pumps. Nothing stays on but the pumps and it's Queeny's whooping orgasm during oral that makes it ideal for instant replay.
The B-grade porking starts to feel monotonous toward the end of Queeny's scene but takes a giant leap forward with the introduction of busty Cynthia Pendragon. Her sensual Spanish accent, golden skin, and magnificent curves leave her young female student yearning for some girl-on-girl action.
At first, Pendragon's massive breasts dwarf the girl, but she learns quickly what some erotic tongue work can do for one's grades, flicking her tongue with the agility of a porn star. Professor Pendragon accuses the nubile student of playing innocent when she gets a load of her oral gymnastics.
Another sassy Latina, Mason Storm, heats things up with her take-no-shit attitude in the fourth classroom encounter. A jocky student with terrible grades in Spanish class has come for Senora Storm's advice. When she slinks out of her baggy power suit and removes her bra, the bonehead apprentice asks, “Am I allowed to touch?” Ever the live wire, Storm rolls her eyes and retorts, “No, you're supposed to fuck me from across the room.”
Through reciprocal oral sex and plenty of vaginal banging, the jock practices his Spanish (“Mira! Maestro!”) as he rams her every which way on the desk. Likewise, she teaches him all the important Spanish words, like “gato”--which will no doubt prove useful when purchasing a bus ticket in Bogotá.
The final scene finds the ridiculously cute Casey Clover decked out in secretary's glasses and playing Miss Wormsley, a frustrated anatomy teacher. She's struggling to knock some sense into her dumbbell student and finally decides the best way to reach the “boobie”-drawing delinquent is to show him her own anatomy firsthand.
Viewers who spent hours daydreaming in the back of calculus class, silently undressing the teacher as she wrote formulas across the chalkboard, will no doubt relish these frisky fantasies. MyFirstSexTeacher
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