Reviewed by SexHerald Staff
If you’re one of those viewers who can’t get enough skinny, average-looking, amateur, teenage girls getting pounded in their poop chutes, then "My Ass is Yours" belongs in your all-anal collection. There are a lot of you, which is precisely why the genre does so well in the marketplace.
Like any person, I also enjoy a good anal movie, but I have my limits. I can’t stand an anal movie for an anal movie’s sake. And that’s exactly what this is. All of the “stars” are B-list girls even at their best. This is the curse of Blue Pictures, which seems to pride itself on an all-amateur lineup. I’ve seen a large handful of their other titles from the "Eye Candy", "Sweet 18" and "Totally Natural" series and I would estimate that only about one-third of scenes in their movies feature either hot girls, hot sex, or both. That’s a poor track record, when even half would be acceptable and not even the best of the best have a perfect record.
Another thing that I’ve noticed about Blue Pictures is that the girls on the box covers and backsides are not necessarily featured in the actual film. I’m certain that it’s not intentional, but it still amounts to a bait and switch, and I’m no sucker. The girls on the cover and back of "My Ass is Yours" are actually in the film, but that’s the way it’s supposed to be. Like the other Blue Pictures I’ve screened, the scenes are not subdivided, which makes for frustrating navigation if you want to skip the oral and go right to the straight sex or anal. A lot of adult films have subdivided scenes and it’s becoming an industry standard that Blue Pictures would do well to start following.
At least the title delivers what it promises: six girls doing anal. What relegates even the good looking girls to "B" status is their amateur abilities. I’ve laid virgins with better moves than all these girls. And if there’s anything worse than having a boring sexual encounter, it’s watching someone else have one. I should cut this movie some slack because even in a standard anal movie, some of the ladies don’t seem to enjoy butt-plugging as much as others.
Don’t get me wrong, some of the girls at least pretended to be having a good time, but it’s a thin veil through which you can see they’re only waiting for the stud to finish. I wouldn’t be surprised to learn that most of them had no idea what to expect with anal sex, which can be an acquired taste.
I can’t identify the girls by name, because there are no credits and there is no dialogue where they introduce themselves, which might otherwise be considered a positive quality.
The first girl is blonde with big tits and an average sort of figure. When a guy goes down on her at the beginning of the scene, she rolls her eyes, but not out of pleasure; she’s clearly bored. She never mugs for the camera and she’s fairly quiet.
The second is a skinny redhead, in a fishnet body stocking. She blows and rides her stud like an amateur with the potential to go pro with a little practice and dedication. She’s definitely one of the better-looking girls, but this scene also provides an analogy for the production value of the whole film. Right after they start the anal, the camera pulls back from the close-up and some of the lighting equipment floats around in the top of the frame for more than a few seconds. It happens again later when they switch positions. I don’t care how much you need to pinch pennies, if you take pride in your work, there can be no good excuse for releasing the film with that kind of sloppiness in it. Even if the tradeoff is choppy editing, it’s still better than shoddy camera work.
Overall, it’s a fairly unremarkable movie. But as I said, the all-anal porn lovers out there will love this one as much as they do any other. MyAssisYours
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