Title: Musclemen Moving Company, Inc. 2 Studio: Big Blue Productions Director: Blue Blake Cast: Ty Fox, Dakota James, Mark Slade, Marcos Pirelli, Hans Ebson, Cody Miller Genres:: Gay, Anal, Body Builders, Oral Condoms: Yes Reviewer: Daniel Kelly

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As a performer, Blue Blake brought the brawn to porn. Now he is going one step further, producing his own movies that promise muscle. Unfortunately, two smaller, almost twinkish cast members make up the majority of the bottoms in this film. The only beefcake team is the payoff—because swollen and veined Ty Fox bottoms.

And of course, that is the scene you’re going to look for and remember. Fox totally becomes the bitch of thick-bodied Dakota James, a perfect choice for top man. James has a naturally brawny body while Fox’s physique looks overworked and artificially tanned. Fox is also clearly balding and should just go with it and shave his head completely. James sucks the hell out of Fox’s cock and then lies on his back and lets Fox admire his perfect asshole. Finally, we get to what we really want to see: Fox on all fours. As James spreads Fox’s cheeks and fingers his hole (in MEGA close-ups), Fox goes on and on about how tight his hole is, and…frankly…it’s NOT. Let’s just say you can be sure this isn’t his first time bottoming. The intercourse is just what you hoped for: looks like two humungous wrestlers have decided to fuck instead. James tears Fox up good then absolutely saturates Fox’s hole and perineum in cum. Awesome.

While it was great to see Dakota James coupled with a man his size, his scene with little Latin Hans Ebson (who plays a paperboy!) gets the rim job prize. James sticks his huge bubble butt in the air on a stairway and we are treated to tight shots of his pucker quivering as Ebson feasts on it. It would have been even more delightful if James had bottomed, but predictably, it is the little man who gets rammed. James looks so masculine pounding away, I must admit, and he shoots the wettest load all over Ebson’s face, and right into his mouth.

We even get a solo scene in which absolutely beautiful young Cody Miller, a dark-haired hunk with a perfectly proportioned muscle body, takes a shower and spends much of his time spreading his cheeks to show us his hole. WHAT a tease! We want to see the man in action! His cum shot is anti-climactic, to say the least.

The first problem for me with this film is the ridiculous setup—hunky moving men arrive at the job, and we’re subjected to them ogling a bikini-clad diva. Spare me the ‘illusion’ that they want to have sex with her. The next disappointment is pairing big bearish blond Mark Slade, one of my favorite slabs of beef, with twinkish Marcos Pirelli. Pirelli is adorable and I love him in other movies with men more his size, but here I wanted there to be only beefcake, and this is the second scene involving big guy/little guy. To make up for it, Pirelli looks great getting face-fucked by big Slade, and there’s some hot daddy treatment as Slade finger fucks his young bottom. It would have been nice to see Slade take it one further and sit his big fat man ass down on that pretty little face. But alas….

The ultimate reason to see this movie is to witness muscle head Ty Fox bottoming for beefy Dakota James. Actually, Dakota James is the ultimate reason to see this film. He’s one hot piece of thick steak, gets his juicy bubble butt rimmed, and shoots two fantastic loads. He epitomizes the type of men a film with this title should have featured.