Title: Muscle Car Club Volume 2 Studio: Pacific Sun Entertainment Director: Csaba Borbely Cast: Helmet Muller, Rogerio Mateo, Julio Carillo, Glenn Santoro, Evan Rochelle, Ettore Valentino, Jay Avedon, Kristoff Caine, Enrique Gardinelli, Nino Alverez Genres:: Gay, European, Foreign Language, Plot Condoms: Yes Reviewer: SexHerald Staff

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For the longest time, I assumed that Muscle Car Club Volume 2 was an English language film. So when the performers began speaking whatever language they speak in this movie I was somewhat taken aback. Okay so they don’t speak English, but I’m sure no one will have a problem translating what these guys do to one another, that’s the beauty of sex, it’s universal.

Helmet Muller is the cover boy of this DVD for a reason. He is by far the most charismatic of the bunch. He bottoms for Evan Rochelle effortlessly. Believe me that’s one hell of a feat. Rochelle’s cock is long and thick and Muller shows no discomfort at all, just pure pleasure. Muller stays rock hard throughout his pounding, which only reaffirms his enjoyment. When Rochelle is through with Muller he passes Muller to Rogerio Mateo. Don’t you wish you had friends so generous? Muller and Mateo waste no time. Mateo fucks Muller in several positions relentlessly, but Muller is like the energizer bunny he just keeps on going and going and going.

Enrique Gardineeli also takes a pounding from Glenn Santoro and Nino Alverez. Apparently Gardineeli is the best car racer and Santoro and Alverez want to sabotage his chances of winning by fucking him so hard that he is unable to sit down. Gardineeli has no problem taking on this couple. Cardineeli also has this Anderson Cooper premature gray hair thing going on. Even the hair on his balls is gray. Just thought I’ll mention that just in case anyone who read this review is into premature gray haired men.

My biggest complaint about this flick is that it’s too tame. It’s not filthy enough for me. It’s kind of like going to see a Britney Spears show when you really want to see Madonna during her blonde ambition days when she humps a bed. I’m not saying that I need to see someone’s fist inserted in someone’s ass, I just want to some raunchiness in my porn. These guys seem to be following some instruction manual: they all do the same thing, no one spices things up a bit, it’s all routine.

I would have to say that if you are into European men and don’t mind your porn on the mild side this movie is for you. It’s definitely able to turn someone on, but after a couple of scenes it’s hard not to think, “Haven’t I already seen this before”.