Reviewed by SexHerald Staff
If you’re a bit of a voyeur and like something you could choke on, then Monsters & Size Queens 2 will really appeal to you. It’s a series of five solo scenes and the running theme is, of course, size.
The collegiate-looking Brad Kemp is up first, chatting on his cell phone and eating a banana, activities which apparently arouse him. He pulls his tee up over his head to reveal a nice tan, some unfortunately trimmed-down chest hair and a dick that looks just average until you realize that this young man has huge hands. Kemp seems kind of distracted and, frankly, a little limp, but after a while it’s hypnotic, watching him work his dick into a frenzy. I’m not crazy about the slow-motion come shot, but the true students of the art will be.
Andrew Aston is basically naked from the get-go, napping (on his stomach, very sweetly, dressed only in the tiniest white cotton briefs I’ve seen, but frankly, he’s so fucking hot he can’t keep his hands off of himself. Again optical illusion comes into play: big, muscular guys like Aston have such huge thighs that from a distance you get the sense their cocks are kind of tiny. Not so, though, and here there’s plenty of time to study this phenomenon up close.
Derec Alexander is sitting on a leather couch, watching some porn flick, and making a very creepy face. It’s probably studied horniness, judging by the size of his erection, but it’s off-putting. Alexander has an incredible body – lovely abs that he lovingly fondles – so it’s great when he finally gets around to getting his clothes off. He shoots a healthy load, all over his chest, and it’s so healthy it makes the previous guys look kind of anemic.
The star of the fourth vignette is Chris Elliott, a boy-band type who talks to the camera, urging us to enjoy the show. The show is a weird, bachelorette party strip tease that seems ridiculous in this context. It’d be one thing if he was gyrating on my coffee table, but he’s on my television, and I just wanted him to get his cock out and get to it. At least he smiles and seems to enjoy his quality time with himself, and he’s willing to turn around and let us ogle his golden ass and his tight little asshole. While his cock is a serviceable size, his performance ends up being a turn-on because of his enthusiasm (slapping his own ass, grabbing at his balls from all different angles). Perhaps the motion of the ocean really is more important than size of the boat?
Dominic rounds things out, stretching his incredible body before diving into a pool for a skinny dip. It’s fun watching a naked boy frolic in the pool, maybe more fun than watching him dutifully get off for the camera. There are a couple of great armpit shots and even a look at his surprisingly unshaved ass, so if you’ve ever fantasized about catching a free show in your neighbor’s pool, well, here you go. Monsters&SizeQueens2
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