Title: Monster Jam Studio: Adam & Eve Pictures Director: Various Cast: Lisa Sparxxx, Nicole Sheridan, VooDoo, Aria, Justine Romee, Jezebelle Bond, Alexandra Nice, Keri Windsor, Alexa Rae, Brooke Balentyne, Amber Rox, Olivia Del Rio, Anya Coxxx Genres:: Compilation, Anal, ATM, Big Dicks, Fantasy, Fashion, Fetish, Group Sex, Interracial, Lingerie, Oral Condoms: Sometimes Reviewer: SexHerald Staff

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Most people would agree that it’s something of an oxymoron to review an adult movie from the perspective of its plot. Like most avid porn watchers, I could care less about narrative. What’s most important to the majority of porn connoisseurs around the world is whether or not the film’s sex is hot enough to get them off.

That’s why compilation packages can be a valid way to go for those who value sex over plot. No starlets or studs trying to wrap their tongues around lines… unless of course those lines consist of a group of people in waiting to get blown. But, if they're shoddily assembled compilation packages can also be disappointing, which way too many are.

Now the question on everybody’s mind is, “Is this compilation package worthy or not?”

In the case of “Monster Jam” the answer would be yes.

With over 11 scenes (including a Bonus Scene), “Monster Jam” is an entertaining hodgepodge of sexual escapades that range from vanilla to “I-can’t-take-my-eyes-off-it” acrobatic. From the first scene to the last, “Monster Jam” features a little, er, big something for everyone to get off on. As with any compilation package, there are standout scenes that deserve notice.

My personal favorite is scene seven, with Manuel Ferrera and a busty blonde devouring one another, first on a staircase and then on a nearby lounger. There’s something about a foreign (i.e. Spanish or Italian) guy and an American chick that almost always assures a very memorable coupling -- inhibitions fly straight out of the window and carnality in its truest form is unleashed.

The palpable heat between Justine Romee and Brett Rockman in scene three comes in a close second, while Billy Glide and a gorgeous brunette put a picnic table to great use in scene four.

Other standouts include: a brunette taking Lee Stone on the limo ride of his life; a four-way involving Mark Davis, Brandon Irons, and Brick Majors with a smoking chick who takes them all on with equal gusto; and a slamming three-way between Sean Michaels, Nicole Sheridan, and Voodoo. You also get bone-worthy performances out of scenes featuring Alexandra Nice, Lexington Steele, and Julian.

With “Monster Jam” Adam & Eve addresses the age-old question, “Does size really matter?” According to a number of sex experts, the vagina only has nerve endings in the top two-thirds.

So, in fact, women should be perfectly happy deriving pleasure from an erect penis that measures approximately three inches. But, if you were to take the ladies featured in this compilation’s word for it, not only does size matter, the bigger and thicker the better.

Even though the cover art for “Monster Jam” proudly proclaims, “These girls won’t take anything less than 10 inches,” at least two of the featured guys don’t quite measure up.

It isn’t so much false advertising as a slight miscalculation, because ladies and gentlemen, there is certainly enough meat on display to satisfy just about anybody who likes ‘em big.