Reviewed by SexHerald Staff
You ever had one of those friends who had a really hot mom? When she made you peanut butter and jelly sandwiches, you would just fantasize about smearing those preservatives all over her naked body. Of course, your friend never appreciated it when you told him how hot his mom was. The Mothers-I'd-Like-to-Fuck phenomenon is one of those things that many guys fantasize about, but rarely act on. Well, I actually do have a friend who dated another friend’s mother. Now that is a truly legendary feat. For those of us who don’t have the balls to really do that, there are adult films like Mom Likes to Hoe from Adam & Eve Pictures to get us off.
The DVD starts with the beautiful Stephanie Wylde, who sort of reminds me of Carrie-Anne Moss from the Matrix films. The difference of course, is that Moss simply wore kinky clothes in her films and Wylde actually does kinky scenes in hers. Wylde has a hot sex fantasy about the pool boy played by Alex Cox. This MILF has jugs filled with mother’s milk and Cox gets to tittie-fuck her. The fact that Wylde doesn’t look any more mature than Cox doesn’t bother me. Forget the MILF fantasy, I just want to fuck Stephanie Wylde.
The other major hottie in Mom Likes to Hoe is Ashley. Her regal facial features and blonde hair make her seem like that snooty mom of the rich kid who you knew put out when she had enough cocktails in her. Her freckles on her thighs drove me crazy and her little tummy was so cute. She rides Jack Spade’s cock with the expertise that comes from experience. The camera loves Ashley’s pussy and every angle in this segment gives you a great view of every inch of her hot body.
It’s a bit of a stretch to label this movie as a MILF movie. The MILF theme in Mom Likes to Hoe is not really apparent. With the exception of Paige Rene and Angelica (who both look great), none of the women actually looks any more mature than the supposedly young studs they are banging. Mario Rossi is unintentionally funny in his scene with Rene. He does the whole cliché porno plumber role, but he looks and sounds so flaming gay in this segment that it will elicit laughs. Guys into mature women may be a little disappointed in Mom Likes to Hoe. Only the last two segments feature mature-looking women. The first three segments are hot and the girls and guys are great, but they seem out of place for a self-described MILF movie. As a regular porno, Mom Likes to Hoe is just fine, and thus I recommend it because it does indeed get your rocks off. MomLikestoHoe
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