Reviewed by SexHerald Staff
Is penis envy a new fetish I’m unaware of? Because if it is, I just got a lesson from Shane Diesel.The beautiful Kylie Worthy is featured in Diesel’s MILF special which I suppose is what wins her a place in the opening act of this Vengeance XXX flick. After disposing of a quick and disappointing storyline, Kylie and Diesel get right to business. Now if I could just say that if you don’t know Shane Diesel’s work then you won’t really be expecting the gargantuan quality of his talent in this film. However, it won’t take long for you to get over your crippling jealousy of Diesel’s tool and begin growing in admiration for a man who can so spectacularly spread these MILFs’ legs and make them scream in ways no human thought possible and this opening scene with Kylie is a shining example.
Diesel puts her in every position her body can handle and she takes his massive member like a champ which easily proves why she is featured in this Vengeance XXX installment. Next up is Maria Bellucci and Druuna. Both in separate scenes and both have great bodies but let’s be honest with each other here. If you’ve seen one hot MILF squeeze Diesel into many holes then you’ve seen them all and what’s the biggest thing that the first few scenes of this film are lacking? Anyone? Let’s all say it together: VARIETY!!
Even when Kitty Langdon comes in playing a prostitute who hasn’t been meeting her quota and Diesel, her pimp, has to teach her a very physical lesson, I’m still getting a little bored with the whole thing. Until, finally something wild and unexpected happens. Diesel goes in on a routine pornographic scene with Lorelei Lee who wants Diesel’s huge cock in her tight ass and just before the moment of truth Diesel breaks his dick!! I kid you not my friends. While bending Lorelei “The Cock Killer” Lee over the couch, Shane Diesel pops a blood vessel in his dick and if you look closely you can see the new and painful shape his dick has taken.
Thankfully the folks down at Vengeance XXX had the presence of mind to schedule a rematch between Mr. Diesel and the now infamous Lorelei Lee. The result of this much anticipated rematch proved to be the event that saves this film from the spiraling pit of common porn. I have to say that it was looking a little bleak there for a while but Lorelei turned everything around with one ball busting and history making turn of her hips. I’ve never seen anything like it. MILFsTakeDiesel
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