Reviewed by Daniel Kelly
Each film in this dated collection is supposed to cover a different ‘uniform’—police, military, fireman, athlete—but none of the films delivers. This is generic vanilla porn with a hot scene thrown in here and there. You’ll be doing a lot of jumping around with the remote control.
Cop Luv features bad 80s hair, no muscle bodies, and only ONE scene with a cop in uniform! A mustached daddy cop gets an incredible blowjob from a cute young one who sucks him off for quite a while. In another young man/older man team, the young guy has on a ridiculous 80s thong. But when the older guy moves the ass string aside to feast on that hot hairless crack, even spanking it, you suddenly wish thongs were back in style. Nice cheek parting here to show off the goodness before the young ass takes a dildo. This is by far the best anal-focus in the movie—but no intercourse! Unfortunately, all the other anal intercourse in this film suffer from lazy camera work with no tight shots.
Marine Muscle opens with plenty of army fatigues in an outdoor scene featuring two perfectly cast young men. Their hugging, kissing, cocksucking and anal are all slow and natural, with the dark and hairy hunk bottoming with his legs in the air, before turning on his tummy and giving us some great visions of his ass as it’s being parted deeply. The second scene loses the uniforms. Two extremely thin twinks with phenomenally huge cocks go deliver outstanding cocksucking and anal, especially when one twink sits on the huge cock of the other. Ouch! Next, two cute young men in jockstrap and thong (in a military movie???) perform for a third cutie. We’re teased with some rimming and there’s a great cocksucking angle, but the anal penetration is pretty routine. Finally, in the last scene, one of the best asses in the movie, that of gorgeous Jeremy Foxx, is bent over and rimmed deeply. Too bad we had to wait the whole film for a rim job. The anal is also quite aggressive here, with Foxx topping.
4 Alarm Studs is for lovers of blond men. A young stud in tighty whities is carried out of a burning building by a fireman and given mouth-to-mouth…which soon turns to mouth-to-nipple. But the real resuscitation comes from mouth-to-cock. There’s some hot rimming and fingering of the blond’s fuzzy butt before the ladder is used for highly acrobatic ass sex. Uniforms change for the next scene featuring an auto mechanic—but this is only the fantasy in the head of a gorgeous blond muscle hunk masturbating on a bed of white. This stud is totally into it as he whacks his long cock and rubs his smooth asshole, leaving gobs of cum on his chest. We’re even taken to prison, where the sex gets lost because of a behind-the-bars perspective and dark lighting. In a final scene, mega-hung Blade Thompson bends over the stud from the solo scene and drills his beautiful ass, and we get to appreciate every moment of it.
Playing the Field is mostly run-of-the-mill anal scenes with no worthwhile close-ups. The standout moment is when a dark-haired leather man with a great bubble butt gets on all fours to have his ass fucked by a blond sailor. Boring oral, limited anal, and no rimming make this film the worst of the bunch—and WHY is there a photo of a guy in a baseball uniform on the DVD case, when this film has nothing to do with baseball?
There may be a uniform here and there in these four films on one disc, but this is not for uniform fetishists. These are average to below-average scenes, with only a few shining moments. It’s not worth weeding through four hours to find them just to get off. MeninUniform4-on-1
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