Title: Me Luv U Long Time #5 Studio: Red Light District Director: Robbie Fischer Cast: Kylie Rey, Nautica Thorn, Sable Simms, Lucy Lee, Luci Thai, .T.Boy, Scott Lyons, Brian Pumper, Michael Stefano, Claudio Meloni, Chris Charming, Dick Delaware Genres:: Asian, Straight Condoms: No Reviewer: Pat Pyrrhic

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The claim is "Me love you long time." Well, I'll tell you what, after seeing some of these girls in action I don't think a long time is necessary! Number five in Red Light's "Me Luv U Long Time" series, this video produces a fresh batch of young Asian girls for your erectile and moisture inducing pleasure.

If you're new to this series then try not to be deterred by the atrocious title, there's no geisha, kabuki, or any other racist Asian stereotypes to be found in this video, just Asian girls and hardcore sex. One thing that that I've come to notice about porn featuring Asian girls is that you're almost always guaranteed a rough performance. I don't know what it is but 70% of the time in American porn, asian girls are teamed up with these big burly goons that feel some pavlovian compulsion to manhandle them. Don't get me wrong, I enjoy a vigorous fuck scene as much as the next guy but really pal, lay off the caffine!

So the guys were rough, we've established that, but how does the rest of the video fare? Well, this was your basic studio produced porn film, meaning it was well shot and the acting was horrible. I'm pretty sure that the directors nowadays are telling the girls "don't worry about realism, just stare into the camera and moan like a cracked-out druid." It becomes very intolerable very quickly.

Sure, there were parts of the video that were arousing, but nothing to get too excited about. The reason for this is that the gils aren't really given the opportunity to show their stuff (aside from grilling the camera and graning like a mental patient while some goofball shoots his goo in her eye). Sable Simms is the young lady in the third scene.

Before the actual sex Sable displays some hip gyrations that show she's got some niice moves and you'll look forward to seeing them. Unfortunately once the cocks enter the scena, she's banged around so much that she may as well have been nothing but a masturbatory toy. Such a waste of talent it seems. The video was definitely overpowered by sausage.