Title: Manhunters Studio: Wicked Pictures Director: Brad Armstrong Cast: Jessica Drake, Sandra Romain, Kaylynn, Jada Fire, Devon Michaels, Luscious Lopez, Cassie Courtland, Kirsten Price, Carmen Hart, Exotica (II), Devon Lee, Shannon Kelly, Dragon Lily Genres:: Feature, Plot, Porn-star Condoms: Yes Reviewer: Don Luis

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Even despite that little hang up in Mexico, Dog the Bounty Hunter continues to define aspects of our cultural significance. And, if there is anywhere that is a major reflection of a society’s norms and biases, it is in its representations of and attitudes towards sex. Skip to the part where all the hot girls get suited up in body armor and start toting around guns. The films itself clocks in at two hours and nearly 30 minutes, so, those accustomed to watching back to back episodes of the Dawg himself will already be used to the idea of watching the screen for that long. However, there are a few drag points where it might help to have the remote handy.

Opening the entire affair is Luscious Lopez and Marcos Leon. Even though Luscious is, given the lighting and setting, an easy mix up for bounty huntress Carmen Hart, we have to wait to see her in action until later. Luscious, however, does not pass go, or collect $200, but heads straight for the anal sex as a movie opener, with all the hot action and spicy Spanish getting screamed by both participants and technoized Salsa music in the background, there’s plenty to be happy about here.

The perpetual father figure Mr. Randy Spears plays the bossman who hands out the jobs for our team of Manhunters. A position that finds him, in stark contrast to the rest of his career, pointedly far from in flagrante delicto with any of the others in the film. However, master of flagrant deleterious activity Brian Surewood ends up in hot water with the girls of this foxy force, though not before tearing up the sheets with equally aggressive Sandra Romain, and recently crowned squirt queen, Jada Fire. Their crimes of passion include the charges of pile driving, spanking, entering with an oversized dildo and intent to cause orgasm, sprinkled with smatterings of hair pulling and cunnilingus extremus. Jessica Drake and Carmen Hart chase him up the fire escape and across rooftops in a déjà vu of the CSI: NY episode I watched last week, and finally mace him and cuff him on the hot tar.

Working in a high pressure industry forces our four elements to eventually collide in a sizzling all-girl extravaganza in backroom of the bail bond office. Exotica tackles Jessica while Carmen internally massages Kirsten with both hands. Then Drake splits off Hart from her quarry and displays proper nightstick technique on top of a counter full of weapons and ammo. Exotica takes command of Drake’s ass with a black leather strap on while Kirsten gets forced to assume the position by Hart and is similarly penetrated. Exotica defaults to her background and gyrates her hips as if she were dancing una Salsa elegante, while Carmen grabs hands full of Price’s thighs and jackhammers her for all she’s worth.

So many other good scenes happen in the film that it would be an impossibility to do them justice here. But, if you have a soft spot in your heart for tough chicks with a few soft spots of their own, this is your Saturday night entertainment.