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Title:
Limo Patrol
Studio: CinemaPlay
Director: Antonio Rey
Cast: Juliana Kincaid, Nicole Dimarco, Faith Grant, Bianca Pureheart, Lisa Marie, Cytherea, Jack Lawrence, Craig Moore, Dave Pounder, Jack Spade, Sergio, Burke
Genres:: Straight, Anal, Natural breasts
Condoms: No
Reviewer: SexHerald Staff | Rating:
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Reviewed by SexHerald Staff
Being a former limousine driver, I was very excited to see “Limo Patrol” as one of the movies assigned to me for review. I wondered if it would take me back to those fast paced, heady days of eating fast food behind the wheel of a ridiculously long car while driving around the rich and tipless. Or maybe it would be like all of my limo driver fantasies that never came true, which usually involved a really hot, rich chick giving me the most memorable tip of my life. Unfortunately, “Limo Patrol” did neither.
There are six identical setups. Two men cruise around in a limo looking for single girls to lure inside for the purpose of sex. They find one waiting for a bus that hasn’t come yet, or maybe a late friend that hasn’t shown up. After coaxing her inside, she is encouraged to take her top off and soon finds herself orally investigating one or both of the men. The scene then changes to a house where she fully shows her gratitude for the ride, and is treated to a double heaping of semen on her face and chest. Soon after, the girl is nakedly rushed out the door, having been told that she has to leave quickly since the mens’ girlfriends are soon returning. The “gentlemen” then relish in their act of humorous humiliation. Yeah, that’s real comedy alright.
The sex itself is okay at best and not very engaging. Though two penises are on hand at all times, there is never any double penetration, and Faith is the only girl who explores the realm of anal sex. Another thing to consider is that each segment has at least a five minute setup, ranging from the time they meet the girl to the time her mouth first meets cockflesh. With six segments, that means there’s a minimum of 30 minutes of useless non-fucking action on this DVD (I knew those long winded math questions in high school would come in handy someday!).
The extra features on the DVD include three trailers for other CinemaPlay products, and nothing else. Watching “Limo Patrol” didn’t bring me back to the days when I ferried rich people from airports to hotels hoping for some hot action in lieu of a tip, nor did it do much to get me to drive with one hand either. LimoPatrol
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