Title: Legion of Muscle Studio: Pacific Sun Entertainment Director: Csaba Borbely Cast: Brandon Angelo, Marc O’Brien, Leonardo Santangelo, Sylvio Panthera, Hans Brooks, Gerardo Cortez, Fredy Costa, Julien Salieri, Julian Vincenzo, Hugo Griego, Kevin Cage, Lucio Genres:: Gay Condoms: Yes Reviewer: Daniel Kelly

Rating:

Sometimes, the title of a porn can get you up. And sometimes, the actual movie can let you down. That’s the case with “Legion of Muscles.” It’s obvious the models pumped up before taking the front cover photo, and yelled “flex!” as the photo was being taken. In this movie, you get mostly lean muscle. The men are still sexy with their half twink/half hunk bodies, but, just know what you’re getting.

The gorgeous ‘mansion-on a mountain-on an island’ setting is perfect as these men walk around in their colorful shorts and sarongs. For quite a while, it feels like a gay reality house TV show, because the guys, part of a secret brotherhood, wander the grounds, swimming, eating, and drinking.

Brandon Angelo and Marc O’Brien, both way too thin, finally start the sex off with BJs on the beach, then move to a grassy area for a rim job, which is a bit more erotic, as Marc sits on Brandon’s face and Brandon passionately tongues him. Brandon fucks Marc sidesaddle, which is probably the hottest moment of their scene. It feels very candid—and also moves to a variety of positions—as thin and ripped Leonardo Santangelo watches and jerks off on a balcony. Brandon and Marc move to a bathtub, then to a bed, for more of the same. If these young guys aren’t your thing, their excessive screen time will bore you quickly.

Back on the beach, Sylvio Panthera tongues Hans Brooks’s hairy, scrawny butt. Where is the MUSCLE??? Argh! Panthera bones that scrawny butt against a huge rock and sidesaddle on the shore. The hottest moment for them is their BJ and jerk off session in the dunes to finish their scene.

Back in the poolroom, it’s a circle jerk with Gerardo Cortez, Fredy Costa and muscle bound Julien Salieri. It’s great to see some real muscle flexing as they masturbate. Costa, sitting on a saddle, may have the smallest physique, but he’s got one healthy cock.

Outside, Julian Vincenzo, who should have been the loan hunk on the DVD case, gets hosed down by cute Hugo Griego. Vincenzo looks stunning rubbing his torso, his head thrown back in the sun as he gets blown. The action is also fantastic when his hard-on pokes away at Griego’s ass in a bevy of positions. If only Griego were MUSCULAR. But he does deliver a messy cumshot.

Lucio Maverick, a pretty boy with long hair, whips out his huge cock near a piano for blond and adorable Kevin Cage to suck on it. Cage is equally as large, so Maverick gives him a BJ too. Miguel Sabrosa, another muscleman, is quite the stud, and brings another big cock to the mix, getting his ass licked by Maverick. Tragically, there’s no camera focus on it. However, he then becomes bottom boy for both big-dicked studs, and looks mighty FINE bending over! He also looks fantastic with their thick globs of cum all over his pecs!

Good finish for a relatively slow an uninteresting film that focused on the first emaciated couple WAY too much, and just didn’t live up to its name. LegionofMuscle

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